💘 + mox and matt cus it's not but i wanted to see how you think it'd go
–––––– HEADCANONS MEME: DATING EDITION!! ––––––
where they first met and how
i like to believe that jon and matt first met in the alley behind a bar. matt kinda scared and jon just happy that he gets to creep someone out. just imagine mox waiting between sentences just to answer with a loud BOO which almost sends matt off his feet, aww.
how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved
at least half a year. jon is slow. even if matt was quicker he would be too stupid to pick up on it untilmatt literally tells him. but i can see jon tryin to flirt in his own funny way even though he isn’t sure yet whether he has developed romantic feelings for matt.
who fell for who first ( if applicable )
probably matt. idk why but i really see him trying to hit on mox who’s too blind to see what’s happening. especially because he wouldn’t think a cute and nice dude could have a serious interest in him.
where their first date was and what it was like
probably in the same alley as their first meeting went down hahahaha jon would try to make it romantic by lighting a candle while they just sit on the cold concrete and talk for hours.
who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )
OMG i’m not sure jon would be the first but generally jon asking matt on a date would be so AWKWARD??!?! ‘dude lets hang out like… you and i. alone. i’ll invite you or some sht.’
jon. once he feels secure and wanted in a relationship, he will get more comfortable and eventually take manners into his own hands.
if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away
jon being jon it would probably be a secret. he doesn’t like people sniffing around in his private life. knowing matt though, it’s not impossible that he’d drop hints on their youtube show.
where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )
mister mox is a very simple man. probably just on the couch in the living room or maybe in the garden. ‘babe our relationship is great. i love you. we’re getting married. go buy a suit.’
if they adopt any pets together
………………….. mox :/ a big angry man (with more soft moments than he cares to admit)
where their first kiss was and what it was like
oh! matt and jon, drunk on the toilet at a party after some aew show, celebrating their wins and cELEBRATING THAT THEY FINALLY ADMIT TO THEIR FEELINGS!!
if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )
omg jon loves to pretend he’s the big bad guy but secretly he will bring back matching pajamas fOR SURE because he loves a comfy flannel pajama and he might get them matching phone cases (possibly with a picture of them printed on it, in the hope of hating his phone a little less when he sees matt everytime that he uses it).
who holds the umbrella when it rains
they switch. arms get tired if you have to hold the damn thing all the time.
where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )
either the bar where they first kissed or maybe they will find a chill restaurant, like a diner, nothing fancy at all, just a place where they can eat some burgers and laugh about dumb sht.
i want to say they’d both go out of their way to protect the other!
how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )
had sex? probably the night when they kissed too. sharing a bed though… that will be even after they admitted to their feelings.
if they argue about anything
all the time but never about serious things. it usually ends in playfulness.
who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )
neither. love marks are for teens.
who steals whose clothes and how often
jon ends up wearing matt’s clothes all the time mainly because he’s the sniff-and-wear type of guy not caring what exactly he has on. so i see it happening that he always ends up wearing his boyfriends shirts and hoodies until matt asks him where all his clothes went. then he tired to be more careful for a day until things go back to normal.
how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )
jon laying on top of matt, ignoring the fact that he probably crushes his lungs because he needs the physical contact and spooning isn’t good enough.
what their favourite nonsexual activity is
how long they stay mad at each other
maybe like.. 2 minutes before someone makes a stupid joke.
what their usual coffee / tea orders are
jon drinks his coffee black. matt with too much sugar but no milk! but both of them are suckers for energy drinks more than anything else. coffee is only served in the mornings.
if they ever have any children together
nah. only dog kids. jon is a bit scared of being a real dad. he doesn’t want to be a dad who’s never there.
if they have any special pet names for each other
nothing out of the ordinary. jon will use babe a wHOLE LOT and he just takes what matt is willing to give. maybe matt would be the type to name him something more rare like……. i honestly don’t know. something that jon would never expect for sure. causes a big laugh too the first time that it is used!
if they ever split up and / or get back together
their relationship is solid. jon is the all or nothing type of person. if they ever broke up it would be a break up for good!
what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )
hm.. jon doesn’t love cleaning and because they have limited time together between work he’d probably hire a cleaning lady once or twice a week to keep an order in the house. they’re both down to earth men. lots of wood furniture and a huge garden are absolutely necessary. a home gym with a ring would be cool and something i can see both of them wanting! they’re probably the kind of couple who gets up in the middle of the night because one of the had an idea for a new move and they want to try it.
what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like
since mox doesn’t have a lot of family left that he still talks to, he’d invite his mom and his siters over to celebrate together with the jackson family probably!
what their names are in each other’s phones
in jon’s phone matt will just be matt because he was happy he managed to save the number in the first place and doesn’t know how to change the name anymore. but i see matt taking his phone to change it eventually because he wants the status!!!!!!!!! and matt will save jon as ‘my man’ just to make sure EVERYONE who dares to look at his phone screen when it lights up KNOWS
if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )
wednesday night is reserved for a wrestling marathon. they love watching the old wrestlemanias together and love studying japanese shows from the early 2000. also they ALWAYS go to bed together because they both hate sleeping along and it’s tradition that every year they start the BBQ season with a little garden party to which only the two of them are invited.
who falls asleep first and who wakes up first
jon falls asleep last. he’s always overthinking some stupid stuff like who really is behind the iluminati and how god had the idea of creating the desert, just random stuff that keeps him up while matt already snores next to him. but because dreams aren’t always amazing to him, he also gets up first. matt sleeps in. long enough that on some days jon wakes him because he’s hungry and wants them to have breakfast.
who’s the big spoon / little spoon
matt will hammer his fists wound if he tries to get jon off the toilet. he brings his tablet there and watches wrestling match after wrestling match while taking care of business.
who kills the spiders / takes them outside
no spiders in the house. the dogs take care of that. if there was one jon wouldn’t mind killing it but matt tries to make him take it outside.
