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"Swifts, on a fine morning in May, flying this way, that way, sailing around at a great height, perfectly happily. Then… then, one leaps onto the back of another, grasps tightly and forgetting to fly they both sink down and down, in a great dying fall, fathom after fathom, until the female utters... the female utters a loud, piercing cry... of ecstasy.

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                                    “Dinnae teach yer                                               granny tae suck eggs.”

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[diebessermanner-archive-blog]

“Erik Lensherr. I just saw a man in need of assistance. You seemed to enjoy yourself in there, sir.” He smiles, pulling Tom to his feet, helping steady him. “What drink do you take?”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“It... may indeed be an activity I partake in more than I should.” Tom mused to himself as he straightened up, brushing his trousers down as best he could. “Surprise me, Mr. Lehnsherr. I trust your judgement.”

[wayward-sun-dog]

“If your horses complain, it wasn’t my fault. They’re bored out of their minds.” 

@widenerofhorizons

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“You... conversed with my uncle’s horses?” Tom repeated with a look of both confusion and amusement. “-- - then I am positive you kept them well entertained.”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

Drunk/Drinking Starters.

Tom had to admit that he was rather impressed by the sheer amount of alcohol the young woman had managed to consume, although it was rather obvious by now that she had perhaps had enough. “I daresay that might be quite enough for tonight, miss.” The young man admitted, sliding the remaining pint glass across the table away from her for the time being. “Would you not agree?” He sat himself down, gesturing to the bar tender to bring over a glass of water. He wasn’t about to let her wander off alone until he could be quite sure she was able, and that she would be safe.

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

[xavierstea]

…of ecstasy. 

[diebessermanner-archive-blog]

Erik looked at the man on the floor, shaking his head at his ridiculousness. “You look like a man in need of a drink, my friend.” He offers him his hand.

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“That I most certainly do...” Tom strained as he took the gentleman’s hand and pulled himself to his feet. “Mr. Tom Lefroy, kind sir, and might I offer my sincerest appreciation in aiding me to my feet.”

[smartass-telepath-deactivated20]

“Let me go get scolded, then we’ll see how the night goes.” Oracle said, wing flicking out to swat Tom playfully. Of course, he had to get yelled at by Charles. And he was not ready to go keep getting drunk. Maybe Charles could go and use his powers for evil, knock them both out. He was so pleased to have a friend, but he was also a creature who enjoyed his rest. He would have to get some vile revenge on Tom later. Maybe after teaching him how to work the shower. “Make sure you don’t get sick, friend. There’s a few frat boys who will forever tell stories about the dapper man who outdrank them.”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“Fear not, my fine feathered fellow, I assure you I will not succumb to sickness, and certainly not due to alcohol consumption anyhow.” Lefroy replied proudly, all too used to these wild nights out and then awaking early in the morning to stumble his way into court, usually meeting the furious gaze of his uncle and a few disapproving looks from his fellow would-be lawyers, much to his puerile amusement. Although something that Oracle said did tear his mind away from such idle thought, his face again presenting his confusion. “‘Frat boys’? This a term I am... not privy to, what, dare I ask, is a... ‘frat boy’?”

[thislsheavy-blog]

“I’m…. I’m a traveler. An… Explorer. A Modern one. Y’know, I want to see the world. Around the World in Eighty-Days.” He explained. Referencing a book that didn’t even exist yet. “It’s a pretty nice place, this city. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“An explorer? You must know a great deal of the world.” Tom pondered as he gestured his arm down another street as the pair continued, his black boots tapping against paved stones beneath them. “It does indeed have it’s... virtues, yes, though one must know where to look.”

[sensehate]

Get to know me meme - [4/05] favourite movies: Becoming Jane.

If a woman happens to have a particular superiority, for example, a profound mind, it is best kept a profound secret. Humour is liked more - but wit? No. It’s the most treacherous talent of them all.

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

@wolvrne // greeter

Stepping between the trees, careful of his footing, Tom couldn’t help but pause as he heard the sound of twigs breaking near by, evidently another wandering soul who had taken to strolling through the woods. He tried to follow, black boots managing to find their way into muddy puddles and uneven ground that caused him to stumble more than once. “Sir!” He called out as he caught a glimpse. “Sir? I... sir?”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

@diebessermanner // greeter

With such an almighty wallop from the other gentleman participating, it took the would-be lawyer a few moments to come to, both his jaw and the back of his head throbbing as he slowly opened his eyes and stared up at the ceiling above him, people laughing and cheering all around him. He loved nights like these, they were what he looked forward to most in a day.

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

Tom Lefroy: “You dance with passion.”

Jane Austen: “No sensible woman would demonstrate passion, if the purpose were to attract a husband.”

Tom Lefroy: “As opposed to a lover?”

[wayward-sun-dog]

Finally! A human who could properly revere her greatness. “Believe it or not, the smaller form is my true form. This… is how I am most often. Humans respond to this more than a small, pale humanoid. You seem to be an exception.”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“You are the same being within both forms, are you not? I would think it wrong of me to differ my judgement purely by way of appearance.” The young man admitted, seeing no reason to think differently of her in whatever form she chose to take. Despite the failings his uncle might effortlessly recite, Tom was still an outstanding student and housed a brilliant and curious mind. “Do you have a preference at all? One you favour over the other perhaps?”

[smartass-telepath-deactivated20]

Oracle smirked, helping Tom inside. “3AM, friend. If you are up any longer, I will need to make you a pint of my delightful hangover cure.” Oracle could eat eggs all day, much to Charles’ teasing about  supposedly eating his siblings. Normal humans were not entirely built to consume lots of raw eggs. 

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

“Come now, the night is still young, my friend!” Tom still maintained, beaming at the other man as he once again took in his surroundings, rather glad that at least the mansion had an aged feel to it, something that perhaps reminded him partly of his uncle’s house back home. “And I shall drink it gladly.” He mused, giving Oracle a playful nudge with his elbow and a boyish look to try and pursuade him to keep going. “I will take my leave and return to the room both you and your brother have so kindly granted me. Should you wish to continue our little... soirée, you know where I will be.” He turned to make his way, still just about remembering which door it was, although he did pause for one last comment. “Oh, and do bring a little bottle of something with you.” He winked. “There’s a good chap.”

[theresnobackstage]

jane and tom + dancing

[wayward-sun-dog]

“Behold, now you see me as a simple humanoid…” And then she changed. Delicate, small body becoming larger, well-muscled and completely furry. 

“Behold, the Sun Dog.”

[widenerofhorizons-blog]

Unable to keep from staring, the young man observed the change with great intrigue, even stepping around her a little to get a better look. “Aptly named, I see.” He admitted with a growing smile. “Fascinating. Which, might I ask, would you call your most... ‘natural’ form?”