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[ariadne-mouse]

What do the cast's ominous twitter tidings refer to in tonight's CR episode c3e63?

at least one PC death, RIP

a TPK

Predathos eats a god (Ludinus provides an amuse-bouche on the house)

a successful scry on Ludinus shows him plucking nose hairs

it turns out Exandria IS flat

Verin Thelyss appears and puts a glob of jam in Dynios's pages

Orym's passive perception reveals The Narrative and he has an existential crisis

the tomb being possesses someone, maybe Ashton because of rock frequencies idk

Gelidon

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

[elzorton]

my only thought as Sam said he can throw the coin at enemies

[lilaeleaf]

Salt gobs!!! I love their rumpus and mayhem 💚

[may12324]

A Pack of Pixies!

[annemarieyeretzian]

the implication that deanna hasn’t felt the need to pray since after meeting F.R.I.D.A……….. something something close friendships are holy and sacred something something………. no one touch me

[quinn-of-aebradore]

@quiddie AABRIA. AUGH.

[wizardnuke]

can't stop thinking about a shadowgast "i'm not looking to fuck do you have a screwdriver my bathroom is flooding" grindr au

[jackkdaniels]

#essek's the one with a flooding bathroom because 1. he's a shut-in who wouldn't ever talk to his neighbors and 2. probably has#either extremely reactive experiments going on in his kitchen or classified documents he brought home to work on#but he wouldn't have a screwdriver#and caleb 'diy wizard' widogast would a. check grindr regularly and b. have a full toolkit#caleb sits essek down and shows him how to fix it. you'd think it turns into a porno but between essek's demisexuality and caleb's#all-encompassing excitement over Doing Repairs that I know that nerd would have. they don't get that far and caleb leaves quickly bc he#has papers to grade. a week goes by. essek starts breaking things on purpose. it slowly dawns on caleb that Shitty Pipes Guy doesn't#actually have shitty pipes it's that he's Lonely. and that's endearing. is this mic on#caleb teaches physics at a community college and essek is some skeevy government official with a phd in astrophysics

[vethbrenatto]

CHETNEY POCK O' PEA JUICY COUTURE ASS

[miketownsends]

Aabria and Christian out here like “if we romance the main cast they have to invite us back sometime”

[essektheylyss]

Travis, who needed to be hooked up to a heart rate monitor after role-playing a kiss with the PC of his real life wife: Yeah, a point of stress feels right. Feels correct.

[sparring-spirals]

"I like the flowy, it works well with- the things that I do" (dramatically and menacingly hovering above my enemies and allies alike, eyes glowing, lightning and wind whipping around me as i summon literal forces of nature to crash and devastate anything opposing me)

[sparring-spirals]

Ah yes...... the most important varieties of goat....... fluffy.... pretty.... grey and soft..... SWOLE AS FUCK........

[jinxknight]

Aabria retweeted this, LoveLetters it is

[zealousvalkyrie]

Let’s just all recognize that FRIDA’s crush survived learning that FCG believes Exandria is flat.

[mypoorjackienatheart]

In honor of the events of tonight's episode

[edgar-cornielius]

Matt, at one point, desperately fighting it: Santa and the north pole do not exist......

Matt, on this ep: ......cause i havent created him yet, this is his orgin story, shut up

[shadydruid]

WHAT IF Imogen decided to change sides and went full Ruidus? 🔴🌙

[stickandthorn]

the year is 2056. Critical role is on it’s 11th campaign. Samuel Reigel drinks out of an 8 foot tall marble martini glass. He sets it down and unzips his jacket. His t shirt has a photo of Matthew Mercer’s birth certificate and social security card printed onto it. Matthew Mercer can only respond with a creepily realistic bottle sound of distress.