Don't Make It Angry, Don't Make It Scared

Jessica Drew | 20 | Technically Half-Spider

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That’s why it’s so fun. The mysteries of human nature.

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The real mystery is how SHIELD hasn’t gone bankrupt with as much food everyone eats.

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There’s also the amazingly entertaining art of watching people that hang out at the cafeteria.

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Honestly, some people are borderline horrifying in the cafeteria.

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There’s also the amazingly entertaining art of watching people that hang out at the cafeteria.

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Honestly, some people are borderline horrifying in the cafeteria.

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Well ya could train, like a good chunk of people’s doin’, or swim. Or if you’re one of the lucky ones ya can, y’know, leave on a ferry.

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Well I am not one of the lucky ones so I guess it’s between training and swimming for me

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… Well, I’m not one to turn down a challenge. Give me a few days to forget that I ever had this hangover and CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Oh don’t you be sorry, goregous. I’ve had worse and will no doubt have worse in the future. Totally worth it!

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Oh good, you have a lovely lamp that would look wonderful in my dorm. 

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Has anyone seen a Cubone anywhere on campus? I need it.

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Is “cubone” one of those American slang words that I don’t want to know the meaning of?

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What’s one supposed to do for fun around here anyway? If I spend another day by myself in the library I might actually go mad. Or at the very least ruin my back from sitting with such poor posture all day.

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Awesome party guys. We have to do it again sometime. Like as soon as this hangover is gone.

On second thought let death take me now.

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Let me know if you want to try win any of your stuff back at the next one

Sorry about the hangover

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Kate && Jess

Kate: done

Kate: any specific strong stuff in mind?

Jess: Anything 110 proof or over, need it to seem like a challenge. As to what type specifically, you can pick your favorite.

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Kate &&

Kate: i can get beer and/or harder stuff for people if everyone pays me

Kate: i will shoot anyone who snitches

Kate: and don't say ur not going, bc you can't miss a Stark Party. ik from experience.

Kate: anyway, you want in?

Jess: If you can procure a large amount of something strong that'd be great.

Jess: I'll even split some of the profit with you.

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I could always send you one. I have link to urban dictionary, which can be very helpful for translating strange idioms.

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Now that sounds useful. I’ll keep it in mind for next time, thanks for the help.

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Yes! You must know that people use abbreviations many times. Like OMG means oh my god, BTW means by the way, and many more!

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I’ll be sure to make a list for reference

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Maybe. I think home is in people.

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Then I’m about as far from home as you can get.

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That’s not a home, that’s a job. Is there a such thing as an ‘actual family’?

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Maybe it’s both. And as for family, no idea. 

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Good to know. 

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See? I may not know a thing about social media, but I do know practical things.

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So sorta I get to do pretty much whatever the hell I want and SHIELD stays off my ass? Ain’t that something. Thanks.

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I mean you’ll need a faculty supervisor, but just find one that does minimal supervision. And you’re welcome.

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Well, communication is important. Lots of scientific advancements have been made thanks to this kind of technology. But… The current conversations going on right now… Not as important.

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Well forgive me for passing judgement based on the current conversations then.