I've got red on my ledger

Natasha Romanova, but most call me Black Widow. Director of SHIELD and current Avenger. I'm the best there is, was, and ever will be.

[missjohanssons]

[hawkingwidow-blog]

I should...get out of here.

[hawkingwidow-blog]

Nothing, I forgot to clean up after a party.

[widowromanova-blog]

Anastasia Rose Barton, you have been in Europe for the past six months. So, what happened?

[hawkingwidow-blog]

I should...get out of here.

[widowromanova-blog]

Anastasia, what happened here?

[mightythunder]

Have you not been pining over my likeness on the internet in my absence? A pity.

[widowromanova-blog]

I do believe I have bigger and better things in my life to focus on, Thor. I tend not to pine over the men that aren't there.

[widowromanova-blog]

Well, there's a face I haven't seen in quite some time.

[herdisofthor]

Welp, happy birthday to me, I suppose.

[herdisofthor]

Oh, thank you, mom. I don’t know, I kind of feel older than 19, you know?

[widowromanova-blog]

You've lived a longer and heavier life than your nineteen years, darling. But that makes you that much better of a woman.

[herdisofthor]

Welp, happy birthday to me, I suppose.

[widowromanova-blog]

Happy birthday, honey!

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

I suppose she’ll have to learn to fend for herself then. She can survive just about anything. I think she’ll be alright on a night out with her sisters. At least I certainly hope so.

[widowromanova-blog]

I think she learned how to do that a little too early on in life. But honestly, darling, are you sure you're alright?

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

She’s getting old. [Chuckles] I’ll have to warn her about Layla’s plans then. Make sure she’s prepared to head into the lion’s den.

[widowromanova-blog]

I know, I don't know what I'm going to do with that girl. [Smiles, waving her hand] I'm sure nothing could prepare her for that. If I know Layla, she'll get Annie in on it.

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

Ah. That’s a somewhat comforting notion then. What are the plans, if you don’t mind my asking?

[widowromanova-blog]

Mm, nothing too outlandish, since I know she'd probably get upset if it wasn't very intimate. So nothing more than a family dinner and I don't know, I'm sure Layla will try to drag her off to a club or something. She is turning 19 after all.

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

So I’ve noticed.

[widowromanova-blog]

Let's just say that if they truly wanted to kill you... They would have a long time ago.

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

We simply have a bit of a… shaky history, your sons and I.

[widowromanova-blog]

Darling, they're impulsive and overprotective boys.

[haldorthorson-blog]

I'm not making any promises.

I might just strangle him for the hell of it.

[widowromanova-blog]

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

As long as they promise not to strangle me, I think we’ll have fun. [Smiles weakly] I’m doing well, and yourself?

[widowromanova-blog]

I'll make sure they promise. [Wrinkles her eyebrows] I feel like I'm missing something, though. Why would they strangle you and why do you not seem to be as well as you're saying?

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

[calebmarshall-blog]

That’s kind of you, thank you. I’m sure whatever you have planned will be great.

[widowromanova-blog]

Oh but of course! I just need to find out where her brothers are, but it'll be a divine occasion. How are you, darling?

[widowromanova-blog]

Of course you're invited.

Don't let her tell you otherwise.

[arethebloody-blog]

A quiet night with no drink.

Such things will not do.

[widowromanova-blog]

Or, you could find better ways to fill your time.