the hermit (ix)

10% nonbinary 10% fiber crafts 80% cats jude, 29 // white, transmasc, tired // they/them butch (formerly enbnonsense)

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[only-alter-idem]

straight people: i love you.

gay people: strike me down. you’ve won. i’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows i deserve to die at your hand. you are my only friend. i am undone without you.

[raedear]

Oh help

[lotzofteeth]

I think about this a lot

[bobdylanyaoi]

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[rui-cifer]

france has one job in its historical destiny and it's rubbing dirt in anglos' face but ever since they burned their Catholic Bodhisattva Jeanne D'arc, their Catholic god has cursed them to lose to the awful transphobic bog apes forever.

[kittiescatlover]

do you like my Kitty

Little Turnip Head; with The Amazing round eyes and Cute Look! … Yes !! Yes yes Yes !! Cute cute cute !!Let Calculate the Score imedetialy:

[It A Amazing Kitties]

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[srcee]

oh to be held by arms that know every part of me

[vee-dmsr]

[ripempezardexerox]

[targetedknowledge]

[0v9]

deeply unserious animal

[inwardhardar]

That thing is straight-up a BUG

[earhartsease]

they do like going round and round, and they also are round

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[lesbx]

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better