ojovivo
EXPECTATIONS
Discoholic 🪩
todays bird
Noah Kahan
h
sheepfilms
art blog(derogatory)
Product Placement
oozey mess
No title available
No title available
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
𓃗
noise dept.
Keni
if i look back, i am lost
Fai_Ryy
trying on a metaphor
taylor price
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
@wifidrawn-blog
i juST WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR MYSELF AND NOT BEING HERE
hamilton has eaten me alive and my john laurens muse has been revving for rp (and fights) for a while, so i’ve been on him!
percussion is about to kick my ass this upcoming week, but hopefully after that i’ll be able to chill and hop blogs!
thank you all for your patience! i appreciate it wholeheartedly. <3
Monkey:
@wifidrawn liked for a starter!
“It’s time for the truth!! Are you a unicorn or not!!?” She was almost positive that the story was just a load of garbage…. but there was always that off chance that it wasn’t. And if that was the case, Manon knew she would have to be on her best behaviour. Unicorns didn’t mess around with things like this.
There’s a moment of silence before Alya let out a laugh. “ Whaaat? C’mon monkey, I’ve told you this before! I am absolutely a unicorn! How do you think I manage to handle my siblings and you? It’s magic, ” she answered, crouching down and booping Manon’s nose with a single finger.
“ Yiiiiikes, looks like I’ve got a lot of work to get done. ”
Chat Noir:
Panic was something ever present in the hero’s eyes. In a situation like this, they needed a Ladybug, and without her Miraculous, she couldn’t transform, but maybe someone COULD! From his experience in knowing her, Alya was trustworthy enough. So maybe, even if it was just for the day, she could help save Paris–and by default, her best friend–too.
Even with the strain for time, maybe he could scratch off a few minutes just to explain the basics.
With the earrings placed, there was a bit of unease when the kwami associated seemed to be missing too, only for that fear to be alleviated at the sight of red and black. Now what was it’s name…? T…Ti…Timmi? Tilli? Ti…Tikki! TIKKI! Chat could really hope this plan would work, after all, this was more of a last resort than anything else.
“ Say ‘Tikki, transforme moi!’ I’ll explain from there, cat’s honor! ”
With that, he gave a graceful bow. This was bound to be a shock to her, whenever it happened. Most wouldn’t likely react as well as he did with his first transformation–even with the bright batch of light that came with it. For now, it seemed like he’d have to play the guide. Though here’s hoping all her recording helped her learn quick…
This day just wasn’t going to let up on the strange happenings, was it?
Earrings attached, Alya’s hands fall back to her sides. She half expected to see some kind of lightshow come around her and suddenly she would in the Ladybug jumpsuit she was so used to seeing. However, that didn’t happen and she’s only met with some weird floating... creature. A noise is made and she stepped back, the poor thing apparently just as surprised as she is.
Attention returned to the present hero, fingers balled into mildly anxious fists as he went back to instructing her. The command was simple enough, no strange incantation as if she were a witch to recite. A breath exhaled, Alya gave a quick nod.
“ Tikki, transforme moi! ”
Light enveloped her rather quickly (and got a gasp of shock out of the journalist) before it faded and she was left dressed as her always admired hero.
“ -- Whoa. ”
Chat Noir:
@wifidrawn
Today was just overwhelmingly unlucky, wasn’t it?
For starters, this particular akuma seemed just a tad more powerful than the rest, not to mention a raging army of dolls was in her wake. After his prior experiences with the Puppeteer–alas, lost to memory, but he’d heard stories–this was not another situation he was looking forward to. Then, one of the most important things he’d noted, Ladybug’s MIRACULOUS was just strewn about on the floor of the home the akuma had exited, almost as if they rejected the evil forces that went into who it was. Was it really Ladybug herself that had gotten akumatized? He couldn’t believe it!
It was this villain either, that had drawn him out. Rather, it was the villain’s friend–a fellow classmate to his civilian form–always at the scene. Didn’t she understand how dangerous this was? No matter. In this current situation, there was no question in what he had to do. With his partner out of the picture, he’d need a little bit of assistance. And, hey, who knows, maybe she’d be just as good as Ladybug!
In a panicked frenzy, clawed hands carefully picked up the artifacts from an uncertain fate, only to toss them toward the blogger already recording the scene.
“Put these on! I’ll explain later, but right now? We don’t have TIME! ”
Bonds like the one between Marinette and herself don’t fade when one changes. From the story she was told, her fashionista friend figured out who ‘Lady Wifi’ was moments after she appeared. It’s just how friendships worked; masks couldn’t hide the identity of your best friend no matter how different they acted.
That’s probably why she was following after this akuma with more determination than the norm.
Her phone was up, little timer on the screen blinking every second or so as it recorded. The most likely result of this incident? She wouldn’t post any video footage and simply state that her phone was broken during the attack. Something felt wrong about posting her best friend at her worst moment to the public. But... where was Ladybug? Shouldn’t the superhero be here by now?
Catching Chat out of the corner of her eye, Alya turned on her heel before she was pelted with the precious jewelry. Her gaze shifted quickly between the jewelry and him, recording paused and phone slid back into her pocket as she bent over and began placing the earrings in her ears.
“ What now? What am I supposed to do to make them do their thing? ”
when her bff gets akumatized, a certain blogger has to take the role of her own idol, and instead of forming miraculous duo LADYBUG ET CHAT NOIR, they form…
the sass squad
bonus:
Volpina:
She can’t help the small chuckle at her classmate’s reaction, smirk slipping onto her features– Lila didn’t know Alya well, but she was a fool if she didn’t know of the Ladyblog. It seemed most of Paris did at this point, and it was a common thread of discussion within the school.
Posture straightens once the phone is pulled out, hand resting on her hip and giving a small nod. It’s her first interview, and Volpina wants to make a good impression.
“Ready whenever you are.”
It’s always an honor for her blog to be recognized by the subjects of said blog. Sure, it’s mainly for Ladybug herself (hence the name), but Chat Noir and now Volpina should not be considered any less important. They all work towards keeping Paris safe, right? (She won’t mention her bias here though; that’d make her a bad reporter!)
“ Right! First, have you always been a superhero or is this a recent development since you appeared in Paris? You’re the newest hero around and everyone’s wondering just where you came from! ”
Adrien:
@wifidrawn (x)
“ You got Nino’s correct! You and Marinette are at level three, right on the edge of ‘leveling up’. Mylene, for example, is a level two friend. Since we don’t talk very often, y’know? And just between you and me? Chloe’s a level one friend. The lowest! ”
“ Oh, all right! Maybe I’ll start to use this type of friendship scale.
Marinette’s a sure 4 for me, but I think I’ll keep everyone else’s ranking a secret for the time being, ” Alya teases with a cheeky smile. She has to remember to tell her bestie about her friendship ranking in regards to Adrien later.
“ Dang, really? I can imagine her throwing a fit if you ever told her about that. ”
i made the john laurens blog
Volpina:
Volpina doesn’t stick around long.
There’s no need to, not when she knows Ladybug is the one everyone wants to see. So she leaves the moment she’s not needed, giving a quick nod to the duo. She hadn’t been expecting anyone to chase her down– especially not Alya.
“Oh, ah– aren’t you the one who runs the Ladyblog? Mm, I do have a minute to spare…”
There’s a flash of pride in her eyes at the recognition received for her fanblog. Wow, even the newest hero around Paris knows of it! Elation floods into her smile, a slight cough used to divert Volpina from her lack of professionalism.
Alya withdraws her phone from her back pocket and holds it up in front of her face, keeping all focus on her subject.
“ I am! I’m glad you know that.
Just tell me when you’re ready for question, okay? ”
im dead on the inside rn i love hamilton so much sob s
❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ lila no
how often do people even see these posts || accepting!
“ I really hope you use that skill for good and not to act like Chloe.
Seriously, I might just have to smack some sense into you if you think her type of attitude is a good one. ”
❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ // bad puns about my muse are how i introduce myself now i guess
how often do people even see these posts || accepting!
“ I’m pretty sure being dead isn’t gonna give you the right results.
You’d just be extra crispy and not very attractive. ”
❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜
how often do people even see these posts || accepting!
“ ... Girl, I don’t think you can.
Besides, what’s with that attitude? Don’t you dare give up now just because it hasn’t worked out yet! ”
❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜
how often do people even see these posts || accepting!
“ I’m not really sure what that means.
Is a ‘level four friend’ someone at Nino’s level of friendship with you? C’mon, you gotta give me some basis for this friendship scale! ”
SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :
this post was used for reference.
❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜
“ Raise a glass to freedom! Something they can never take away! No matter what they tell you! ”
