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Screw angst, make my muse genuinely smile in one sentence or less.
Send me “✒ + a headcanon “ and I’ll tell you if I approve it or not
If My Muse was a God or Goddess, send what they what they would be God/Goddess of, and What offerings or tribute Your Muse would leave on their Altar to Appease Them.
what is grub sauce made of
...I DON'T KNOW! CHIRP!
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>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.
“NNNNNN!”
>Scoot forward, into his hands. Your entire body fits into the palm of one of them. You smile brightly. “I’m good!” you chirrup.
You’re careful when you pick him up and set him on your lap, rubbing under his chin with your pointer finger. He’s so small and you worry about him not having found a lusus yet.
“Look at you! You’re so big! Have you been safe, hm?”
>Ohmygodwhatisthisheaven? You vibrate, purring loudly as he gently rubs under your chin. You can’t quite resist the urge to expose your softer underside as you roll onto your back.
“Ahuhhhhh....yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...” you purr loudly, your entire body shaking.
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
BRING IT ON
Watch me get absolutely nothing in my ask box
Do this. Please?
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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!!
>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.
>Shiver a little in fright.
“1S TH4T B3TT3R?”
>Nod.
“Ahuh! Lots! Your name is fun! But its harda say.”
“H3H3…” Damn it, he sounds so cute you could just take him home with you.
>You smile, wiggling your tail slightly. You settle back, getting more comfortable on your four rear feet. “Whatcha wanna do?”
“1 DON’T KNOW, WH4T DO YOU L1K3 TO DO?”
>Think for a moment. "I like to walk!" you chirp, and point to the husktop you normally ride around on.
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>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.
“NNNNNN!”
>Uncurl, looking up at your friend. You smile as you somewhat recognize James. “HI!”
You chuckle and offer your hands for him to come to you arms. You’ve wanted to cuddle Candy since you knew the little wriggler was around.
“How you doing, hm?”
>Scoot forward, into his hands. Your entire body fits into the palm of one of them. You smile brightly. "I'm good!" you chirrup.
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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!!
>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.
>Shiver a little in fright.
“1S TH4T B3TT3R?”
>Nod.
“Ahuh! Lots! Your name is fun! But its harda say.”
“H3H3…” Damn it, he sounds so cute you could just take him home with you.
>You smile, wiggling your tail slightly. You settle back, getting more comfortable on your four rear feet. "Whatcha wanna do?"
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>Curl up in a ball, roll so your stinger faces upwards.
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THESE POKES.
A-Dor-Able. Adorable. Now you try to say it. Also, it is nice to meet you cutie. There is NO reason to be scared of me either dear
"Add...addoooorrrr...adorable!" you chirp, repeating her. You lisp a little over the r, but you get the most of it. "Thank you!"
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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!!
>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.
>Shiver a little in fright.
“1S TH4T B3TT3R?”
>Nod.
“Ahuh! Lots! Your name is fun! But its harda say.”
○(^^)○→
>Curl up in a ball, roll so your stinger faces upwards.
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THESE POKES.
It is nice to meet you candy. You are such a cute little grublet aren’t you?
>Blink, wiggle in place slightly. "Yes! I'm ador...adorwa... cute!" you assert strongly.
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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!!
>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.
>Shiver a little in fright.
>Smile right back, display your teensy, fat fangs proudly.
“HI TER…TERERERE…AREAZI!” you chirp, tripping over the verbal form of her name.
“YOU C4N C4LL M3 T3R, 1F TH4T’S 34S13R.”
>You nod, testing it out.
“Ter!” you chirrup, and find that you like the way it trips off the tongue.
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>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.
“NNNNNN!”
You chuckle at the response and hum. “Now, I wonder where Candy went to? They were here a moment ago!”
>Uncurl, looking up at your friend. You smile as you somewhat recognize James. "HI!"
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>Curl up in a ball, roll so your stinger faces upwards.
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THESE POKES.
Whoa there darling. I’m not trying to hurt you. I’m Rae Lalonde. Who might you be darling?
>Peer up, chirping inquisitively. This person is new. "I'm... Ca'dy." you chirp, tilting your head as you hold your stinger reassuringly.
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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!!
>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.
>Shiver a little in fright.
“H3Y. 1T’S JUST M3.”
>STINGER UP!! STINGER UP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU ARE IN DANG– Oh wait, no. You know this one. >Uncurl and look up. You look like a pudgy hotdog with a face. “HI!”
“H3Y TH3R3, C444NDY.”
>Smile, reassuringly.
>Smile right back, display your teensy, fat fangs proudly. "HI TER...TERERERE...AREAZI!" you chirp, tripping over the verbal form of her name.
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>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.
“NNNNNN!”