It'll go around

32 year old lesbian living in America, Collie enthusiast

[1five1two]

Tomi Ungerer. 1931-2019.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[hollow-head]

my coworker, today: being an adult kinda sucks me, who has recently bought a chainsaw: but you can buy a chainsaw

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[holespoles]

Mary Blair for Alice in Wonderland, 1951

[klapollo]

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

[senatortedcruz]

Dpmo

[senatortedcruz]

Minute after I posted this I walked into the office bathroom to find an unflushed toilet full of bright yellow pee

[umbernone]

i consider these cries for help. i'm not helping. but it's nice to know they know they're not okay and they can't solve the problem themselves. maybe someday they'll piss in a doctor's toilet and the doctor will see the neon flourescence and be moved to such tender compassion as to run after them and help them. but until then, they're suffering quietly — alone. and that's just sad

[senatortedcruz]

Alright man

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[teathattast]

[konoko]

[erdogun]

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

[ndnbutch]

white european communists are obsessed with talking about wanting to nuke the entire landmass currently known as the united states because they feel an ancestral call towards killing Indigenous people

[imwiremother]

woman in my youtube feed is always buying "mystery bundles" of second hand clothing which she is never happy with. at some point the "mystery" is solved. they aren't good

[femalegothic]

men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter

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[anthropomorphisms]

Lev Tokmakov (1928-2010)