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[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[glintblade]

me and who

[autistic-boydog]

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked my Tumblr mutuals and they said "woof", "bark" and many similar things

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[starrynet]

[boycreature12-deactivated202602]

oughgh my bed… ohohib boy my bed..

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it