[insert personality here]

*clears throat* Me: average 18 year old chick, not sure about much except that jelly beans make me high and that life should be colourful. My favourite colour is red and I am obsessed with converse. I love playing the drums and if anyone feeds me pizza I will punch them in the face XD. Also, Spiderman is my hero....cause he can kiss upside down ;D

[mysharona1987]

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[chromestainedsmile]

How college actually works.

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[tastefullyoffensive]

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

[somethingclassic]

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

[sahltyy]

very odd

[nosdrinker]

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

[baddiemode]

[straig]

[robinshcerbatsky]

[sodamnrelatable]

trying to talk to someone you really admire

[iamthemeep]

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

[katbot]

All I did was relax yesterday afternoon.

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[toocooltobehipster]

[high-from-loving-you]

the love of my life.

[n-erise-deactivated20160504]

she’s a cool gal

[johngreenbestquotes]

I am in love with you. And I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed. And that one day all our labor will be returned to dust. And I know that the sun will swallow the only earth we will ever have. And I am in love with you.

John Green – The Fault in Our Stars (via johngreenbestquotes)

[textpos-ts]

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

[katbot]

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

William Shakespeare (via lokomofo0)

[just-shower-thoughts]

You could completely remove the semi colon from keyboards and the majority of people wouldn’t notice until they wanted to send someone a wink.

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

“i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”