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[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[volcainist]

I don’t get how ppl take quick power naps. When I nap I literally never wake up

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[surfindead]

dr phil

[navoika]

tumblr

[sobeitjayt]

#team aight lookin

[etherqueen-deactivated20160417]

when your mental illness starts acting up again

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[okay]

“Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”

[alwaysmeek]

I either want the highest form of love or nothing. at. fucking. all. I enjoy my own company, so I don’t mind being alone.

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[goldnpoc]

Your mcm wears timbs in thE SUMMER

[niggasandcomputers]

HE WORK CONSTRUCTION

[bugslurper]

everyone in this Target wants to have sex with me I just know it

[textpos-ts]

Whenever I go to the cinema, I buy a drink, and when I'm going, if I still have some cola left in my drink, I always feel a bit bad for taking the paper cup.

[textpos-ts]

The other day I was on the bus minding my own business and then I hear the sound of a woman screaming. then another one. And then another one. And then it’s just this whole cacophony of freakishly high pitched shrieking until this guy just pulls out his phone and it just stops. He answers the phone and in the most monotone voice he goes “Hi mom”

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[juuliaroberts]

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