nasa: for the last time, we are not sending you to space just so you can, and i quote, “chase that sweet, sweet alien ass”
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost

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hello vonnie

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$LAYYYTER

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Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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nasa: for the last time, we are not sending you to space just so you can, and i quote, “chase that sweet, sweet alien ass”
@cptkirksnipples
Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry
I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want
I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.
Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS THIS THIS THIS IS THE MOST MALE BODY POSITIVITY COMMENT I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. I’M PRINTING OUT THE CAPTION TOO.
Woah there’s an actual male body positivity post. Damn that’s rare
“I’ll only be the best by a tiny bit.” (via dublzz)
He just shit on your whole life, bitch.
I don’t get it
He’s thanking her for her criticism because that’s the polite thing to do when being judged for something you are pursuing a career in. She showed her complete and total lack of class and tact by misinterpreting his thanks as an acceptance of a compliment. It put her in her place in a very discreet yet sick as hell way. Basically, he revealed that she is trash in a very polite way.
could you draw john making fun of sherlock's beard? :D
dsfjfhslfdghldigor sorry
thomas what the fuck is your damage
I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo
um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect.
Sloth Stuck on a Busy Highway
A transit police officer was patrolling an Ecuadorian highway when he noticed something unusual on the side of the road: a sloth clinging to a guard rail. The adorable animal had failed to cross the busy freeway and was instead holding on to the rail for dear life. Immediately, the officer took action, carefully removed the sloth from the unsafe location, and brought the little guy to a vet. Once the doctor confirmed that the sloth was in perfect health, he was returned to his natural habitat. (Source)
this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt
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pls let this be the start of a trend
retweet this and your dream job will come into your life
I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else
When you only kinda know a second language
and you’re reading text like
“yeah he said to me [blank] and I was like but my name is [blank blank] and [probably a curse word] and [blank] your mother what a [blank]. I [blank blank] the part where [blank] sauces [blank] birds echo [long string of cultural phrase where I only understand every third word and I’m pretty sure they’re not talking about red oranges but dammit it READS like red oranges] and I [RANDOM ENGLISH WORD] how about you?”
People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life
Did he win
he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit