Uhtred

They/Them “If God made us all in his image then God’s a fucking nerd!”

[wild-yonder]

i’m looking back at my old posts and realising how cringey i am. not was. am. i haven’t changed.

[wild-yonder]

my brain has multiple different thought processes at once. Which i have learned, is not how everyone’s minds work.

currently my brain is :

- typing this

- reciting the movie In Bruges

- singing “MESSI! MESSI!” over and over

- thinking over the meaning of life.

it’s all going on at once!

[wild-yonder]

I’ve never read any Emily Dickinson until the other day. Wow. I should’ve read them sooner cause her way with words is beautifully tragic.

[wild-yonder]

My dad has binged the entirety of Stranger Things in a week and is now telling me all his theories about who’s gonna die:

Steve is at the top of his list.

[wild-yonder]

i feel a depression episode creeping up on me like a little snakey snake bitch

[wild-yonder]

My Favourite Rocketman Lines

(based on how i remember them)

“Your very expensive painting is upside down” - From Ray ‘Sassy McSasserson’ Williams.

“When are you going to hug me?” (tears, every time. kid elton killed me.)

“get out there and play you little tWaT!” - More gold from Sassypants McGee.

“rock and roll isn’t fucking your secretary in front of the 😡POOL BOYS😡”

“yeah… go have a little drink… hehehe” - Lil depressed gremlin voice activated.

*surprised pikachu face* “she’s killed my piano”

“Look, SHUT UP MUM! i’m not on telly yet, am i? I’m talking to you.”

*Bernie hands Elton the lyric sheet* “… there’s egg on it” (very underrated line)

“ah yasss the andarsinssss … how can we forget the andersons”

“Did being married make you happy?” *bitch please look, whilst wearing heart shaped sunglasses* “Not really, i’m gay”

“thank you Bernie” “you’re my brother” (🥰🥰)

“no one pays to see ReGiNaLd DwIgHt, they pay to see ✨Elton John✨”

“i’ll take him” - The real hero of the movie, Elton Johns Grandmother! Love her! Queen! Best Character!

“Where there was darkness, there is now you” (i hate john reid but this was a beautiful line that really encapsulates Elton John.)

[wild-yonder]

Ray is one of my favourite characters in Rocketman. That man has so much sass.

“Your very expensive painting is upside now” *snaps fingers in a z formation, flips hair and saunters out*

That was the energy he was providing. I love his little sassy ass. He ate that shit up and left no crumbs like the legend he is!

[wild-yonder]

honky cat has every right to be the bop that it is

[wild-yonder]

my style icon is Elton John. Do i have any clothes that go with that style? absolutely not! Do i have the money to buy clothes with that style? also no! Do i even know where to get clothes in that style? fucking hell no!

But i will continue to say that my style icon is Elton John

[wild-yonder]

thinking about writing fanfics again… just as an exercise to improve my writing.

[wild-yonder]

so, i’m gonna do it. Any requests? i’ll write

- Hannibal

- The Witcher

- Doctor Who

- Sherlock

- Marvel

I won’t write anything illegal (rape, massive age gaps etc.)

[mydirtyvalentine]

nothing but gender envy for rsl

[wild-yonder]

So, i’ve realised that a long term friend of mine is really toxic. I considered them my closest friend for 7 years, but it has come to my attention that they didn’t feel the same way. So, they would push me away. Recently they have been really rude and using me a lot. Purposely making me uncomfortable etc.

I feel numb. Perhaps, i always knew this day would come. I always thought in the back of my mind that they didn’t like me. I was just the back up when no one else was talking to them. I am used to being the background character in everyone else’s movies but… I genuinely thought I was their sidekick, their equal in their movie. Turns out, I was the character that is brought in to make their character look smarter and better.

[wild-yonder]

cooking is too difficult. i would accept Hannibals dinner request even if i knew it was people… cause damn, the man can cook.

[ponett]

tumblr really has gone from being an open pvp zone to being my chill little retreat from other social media sites. nobody is trying to hock NFTs. i'm not forced to hear about joe rogan. i mean i know statistically people like this and things that are even worse also exist on tumblr but it's out of sight out of mind. they aren't being forced into my view by an algorithm. it's all just among us babies

[wild-yonder]

the amount of gender envy i get for little rat boys is INSANE! Will Graham, you little sweaty boy, so much gender envy. Jaskier in season 2, UGH GIVE NE THE GENDER!

[wild-yonder]

Hannibal, sees a toddler at a party: No one told me there would be canopies

[wild-yonder]

me being attracted to straight white cis men is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice.