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fujoshisstruggle

Forgot to upload this before but birthday present for a-hen-in-a-tie-is-not-a-lie from a while ago (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Have some badly-edited memes to bleach your eyes with

wildbiscoff

when i looked at you, when you looked at me

we are too complex to even understand ourselves

i am the onion

you are the parfait

but do you see things the other way around?

onetricktofani

I drew some Shrek x Trump fanfiction art in mspaint please enjoy

wildbiscoff

and you sent me a meme of shrek movies released during each presidency. i was so excited to show off my shrek knowledge. i hoped you would be impressed with me. you said “trump is shrek and mike pence is donkey”. i did not know what to say. i regret the jokes i made. they did not impress you. they did not impress me. i still think it’s cute how much you love donald trump.

sexybaldwin

This valentines I have received the ultimate gift. Shrek is love.

wildbiscoff

reminds me of all the cold sores we shared

wisewombort

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

wildbiscoff

makes me wish i had given you more, before they can

phantastic-dan

wildbiscoff

this could be us but you’re lying

thatdoesntdefineyou

This song will never not remind me of Shrek. (Not my edit. Found on pinterest)

wisewombort

wildbiscoff

there is hardly a time when i’m not thinking of him

trashattheairport

We found this when we went to our local convenience store, aprox 10+ years old

wildbiscoff

I remember the times I brought you soup when you were sick. One can was left outside, covered in rain. I feel like that can.

thebrogreblog

What a magical ceremony

i wish i could...

and i roll on

@meabhd I hev here the winningg piece 4 ur competittition kinda rushed but u cant rush perfecshun rly ukno? huge fan of shrek but i like shreksam uno? th whiet spots are ogre leprosy

mancydrew

Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go ’Aah! Help! Run! A BIG stupid ugly ogre!’ They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.