NOW FOR MEN:
1- no patterned ties EVER. I murder kids on my team who wear busy ties. (Stick to solid colors, stripes, or diamonds, no anime characters please)
2- wear a full suit, none of those jeans nonsense, but again; be comfortable and be sharp.
3- wear real dress shoes. Please no tennis shoes, and If you wear sandals, I will cut your feet off with my trophies.
4- WEAR MOTHERFUCKIN DARK SOCKS
5- keep your tie down and tied nicely (dont let it loosen or let the thin end show.) Also, make sure that your tie isn’t over your shoulder at any time, I will tackle and fix offenders of this rule.
6- keep your collar down, crisp, and sharp.
7- while ironing isn’t a necessity, please keep all garments washed or dry cleaned so you smell nice.
8- make sure your clothes fit you (coat should fit your shoulders, your sleeves should go just below your wrist when arm is down, and pabt legs should meet your shoes when standing)
9- if you are in extemporaneous, impromptu, oratory, or a form of debate, white, red, and blue shirts are customary, but with interps, feel free to choose a mire daring color of shirt.
10- bow ties are fine, wear them if you want.
11- vests are good as long as they match the color and pattern of your suit coat.
12- don’t mismatch fabrics between your coat and pants.
13- wear a belt. It just looks better that way.
14- bring a lint roller for removing excess lint (also, its good to share with the team.)
15- just like girls: be comfortable, make sure you don’t feel restricted or inhibited. Feel free to move, it can often help the piece.
16- if your clothing detracts or distracts from the piece, you shouldn’t wear it. That being said, if you look like a badass, then wear it.
17- wear what makes you feel good and confident. Be prepared for the day and wear clean socks (if you treat your feet well, they will treat you well.)
18- I like ending in even numbers.
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