.

Hopeless. Thoughtful. Unfortunate.

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[mctreeleth]

Don't be ridiculous. Our backs and knees absolutely cannot do that.

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[mandy-lane]

[cr333st]

What language are you fluent in?

silence 

[potassiumarizona]

Listening to 30/90 (Tick Tick Boom) where Johnathan Larson turns 30 in 1990 and then you listen to 30 (Bo Burnham: Inside) when Bo Burnham turns 30 and was BORN in 1990

[greatest-love-machine]

Hades: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

Persephone: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Hades: That one. I want that one.

[reverse-unicorn-deactivated2026]

Get you a man who can do both xx

[doctorwhogeneration]

Lmao

[daenerys-targaryen]

can’t beleive taylor swift is going to make me hate dylan o’brien for 13 minutes straight

[tayaf]

[hashbrownswift]

Oh my god

[how-queerious]

me on friday at work: to the father, son, and holy ghost, head, shoulders, knees, and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, eyyyyyy macarena *does dayquil like a shot*

[prettydumbloverboy]

In words of acclaimed american comedian and songwriter Bo Burnham: "I am not feeling good"

[eclecticqueer-deactivated202406]

🌙Bo Burnham Inside Songs as the Signs🌙

Has someone done this yet? Idk, lemme know!

Bo Burnham is a Leo Sun 9H, Virgo Moon 10H and Sagittarius ASC

Aries: All Eyes on Me, Content, All Time Low

Taurus: Bezos I, Bezos II, Look who’s Inside Again

Gemini: All Time Low, Welcome to the Internet, Any Day Now

Cancer: FaceTime with my Mom, White Woman’s Instagram, That Funny Feeling

Leo: Comedy, All Eyes On Me, Problematic

Virgo: Content, Unpaid Intern, That Funny Feeling

Libra: Sexting, That Funny Feeling, White Woman’s Instagram

Scorpio: Problematic, All Time Low, Content

Sagittarius: Goodbye, How the World Works, Shit

Capricorn: How the World Works, 30, Bezos I, II

Aquarius: Don’t Wanna Know, Welcome to the Internet, Problematic

Pisces: Look Who’s Inside Again, Shit, Goodbye

[psychologicalseablob]

that funny feeling when you thought you were getting better but then realize you were just distracting yourself with other stuff

[moonszdaughtr-deactivated202401]

EVERYONE HEAR ME OUT

middle aged evelyn hugo and celia st james

[bedtmestories]

I think once people know the truth they will be much more interested in my wife.

Evelyn Hugo.