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comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms
furthest we've ever been
Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???
A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)
A color (Pinky, Hazel)
A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)
A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)
A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)
Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)
A trait (Lucky, Buddy)
Something else
If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^
Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???
A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)
A color (Pinky, Hazel)
A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)
A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)
A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)
Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)
A trait (Lucky, Buddy)
Something else
No pet
If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^
My hair has gotten darker as Ive gotten older and my mom was talking about how she misses my blond baby hair and she kinda implied that she'd like it if I bleached my hair??
Which is already kinda a weird ask but I really don't think she's thought this through because I am a white guy (gender neutral) with a buzz cut
If I bleach my hair I'm gonna look like blond Tom Blyth and no one wants that
I would look like baby president snow. Does she want me to look like baby president snow? No one should want that
My hair has gotten darker as Ive gotten older and my mom was talking about how she misses my blond baby hair and she kinda implied that she'd like it if I bleached my hair??
Which is already kinda a weird ask but I really don't think she's thought this through because I am a white guy (gender neutral) with a buzz cut
If I bleach my hair I'm gonna look like blond Tom Blyth and no one wants that
Boyfriend was describing to me what he would do if he lived in the Pokemon universe, what kind of trainer he'd want to be, what kinds of pokemon he would want and how he would catch them etc
Me *has never played a pokemon game and has seen maybe ten episodes of the tv show* If I were in the Pokemon universe I would have a Sylveon and we would be best friends
Grace tries copying the tones using the keyboard.
Rocky hums. “Close. Skip first note.”
“Why? You always include that.”
“This means… of Rocky, possessive. Of the speaker.”
“My.”
“Correct. But only for names.”
“So you’re calling me…?”
Rocky repeats the word: “My Grace. Yes.”
HAPPY PRIDE MOTH
in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other
scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.
scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device
scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.
Three languages enter, one language leaves.
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though two of these trace back to a single PIE root (*skal- “to cut”) while the other traces to a different root (*skand- “to spring, leap, climb”) so maybe more cognates in this group than it seems
Sam and Frodo on the cliffs of Mount Doom c: They´re fine c: Sketch for a lino print I forgot to scan but I managed to print in two colors this time! Really fun but a bit messy
My ideal immediately-post-reunion dynamic for Grace and Adrian is this:
Grace: It is vitally important that I get along with Adrian. This is my best friend's mate, the person he fought so hard to come home to, and the most important person in his life. Yeah it's a little awkward because they've been together way longer than I've been alive and I'm just some alien he picked up on the way and will probably forget about once he has his real family back, but I've still gotta make this work. For Rocky.
Adrian: It is vitally important that I get along with Grace. This is the person who saved our entire species and brought my mate home to me. I owe him everything for that, and he clearly means the world to Rocky. Yeah it's a little awkward because I haven't seen my mate for years and now it's like I barely know him anymore and he's closer to this weird new alien than he is to me, but I've still gotta make this work. For Rocky.
This leads to Grace and Adrien having many conversations in front of Rocky which are very polite and nice and accommodating- and excruciatingly awkward.
Rocky puts up with this for a few weeks before conspiring to lock the two of them in a room alone together, where they eventually manage to have an honest conversation, bond over their mutual love of science (and of Rocky) and become fast friends.
Some random headcanons to do with Adrian that I think would be fun
Zoologist, particularly focused on social behavior in various species. Studies social animals both in the wild and in captivity
Constantly refers to Grace's dome as his "enclosure", much to the rest of the team's chagrin. Grace thinks this is hilarious
General "call a spade a spade" attitude to using zookeeping terms when referring to everything to do with keeping Grace happy, healthy, and alive. Some of the others on the team misread this as depersonalizing and cold towards Grace, but it's just Adrian's communication style
Gets along with Grace like a house on fire. They terrorize Rocky together
There was a brief period of awkwardness where Grace and Adrian were trying to be normal about how badly they wanted to study each other like bugs
Relationship to Grace is like if your best friend was also an exotic animal whose enrichment and enclosure design was your responsibility, if you and said animal/friend were both gleefully studying each other
"My esteemed colleague, Dr. Grace, needs more novel and varied enrichment options in his enclosure"
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.
reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages
Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh
It's still May, so I get to draw Marcille and Falin as mermaids :3