Wilechase

hi

[congressionalwombat]

Additional memes: “La bufanda” repeatedly to the tune of “The Who Song (Welcome Christmas) from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

[wilechase]

This is also important.

[congressionalwombat]

Update: Alyse and I almost died of laughter during an hour long conversation where multiple inside jokes occurred:

Thomas Kennedy and his wife, Timothybiathiyhddggsaf

Those Autumnal days

Higher gas mileage

Higher tax returns

Little Timmy, bless her heart

3.33 years old

“Look at the graph”

You’re getting in on the ground floor of this deal

10-35%

Call the number on the screen, once again it’s 55-QRECT-TELL-ME-WHAT-IT-MEANS-TO-ME

“We have our engineers working on it”

“Home Depots across America”

Cotton candy brisket

Little Timmy, bless her heart

[wilechase]

This is literally the only important thing rn, this madness happened within a day of hanging out with this lady.

[congressionalwombat]

We’re day drinking and watching the Spongebob Christmas episode and apparently Alyse didn’t know Patchy the Pirate was Tom Kenny and now we’re calling him “Kennedy Thomas” but I accidentally called him Thomas Kennedy and everyone is upset

[wilechase]

Yo this is my life rn and it’s great. So glad this is happening.

[wilechase]

Got new color in my hair and it's SO FUCKING PRETTY!!!!

[hayleyfromparamore]

[wilechase]

me @ myself: this is Serious!! you have to start taking care of yourself before this gets worse!!!

myself @ me, laying under ten blankets and contemplating Death: i am the epitome of Self Care

[knoxxford-moved-deactivated2017]

when you are trying to have a good day despite all the bullshit

[lostonepanda]

Same

[observingmbti]

You: Social event!

Me, an intellectual: Further solidification of my introversion.

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

[degustibusnondisputandum]

I found it! It was everything I’d hoped it would be *sniff*

[badlydrawneverything]

[meme-theft]

[boredpanda]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

I am quirky, blunt, and broken. My days are sometimes too dark, and my nights are sometimes too long. I often trip over my own insecurities. I require attention, long for passion, and wish to be desired … I love hard and with all that I have … and even with my faults, I am worth loving.

Danu Gibson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[wilechase]

Just got my hair done and holy shit it's the best ever!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️