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Please help

Hey guys, I’m a trans boy in a small town in Arizona, our house just caught on fire, a mobile home, which are known to go extremely fast, and destroyed basically almost everything, including mine and my families clothes and personal items, all of our kitchen, living room, bedrooms. all the stuff for our animals. Everything is gone from smoke damage, fire damage, and water damage. And our house is unable to be lived in now. We escaped with our animals and our lives and other than that we have absolutely nothing. Please, please if you can help by donating, or even just spreading this around, I’d really appreciate it and be thankful forever.

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[googleoliver-deactivated]

'Oh, I love hide and seek! Don't worry, I'll find you fast!' -wilfxrd

[ @wilfxrd ]

The android wasn’t difficult to find. He was behind the door of his bedroom, as he always was. His back was pressed up against the door, although he was rather sure that it wouldn’t do anything. Whatever Wilford wanted, he received, somehow. And however much he disliked the thought, he wasn’t likely to be an outlier.

[wilfxrd]

The house didn’t go silent after Wilford called for the robot, instead, the sound of stuff being thrown and doors being kicked filled the house, searching rather violently for the one he often described as his ‘true love’.

His yelling got more insistent and loud after every Bang that filled the house, soon enough stomping into their bedroom and slamming his fist against a wall.

“Oliver! Come out! If you aren’t going to play fair then I’ll have to play a little ‘Russian roulette’ with the other googles, and you don’t want that after what I did to Bing, Hm??~”

[googleoliver-deactivated]

Oliver felt a choked sob escape him, clearly audible if someone was close enough to the door. With every single gunshot and subsequent breaking of various objects, he flinched, clutching tightly onto the necklace that he now held so dear to him.

He had taken the necklace from Bing, after he… after he didn’t need it any more. The pendant was a gold ‘ b ‘ to match his ‘ G ‘, which Oliver wore around his own neck. Google had given it to him, although it had been a gift from Bing for the blue android. The thought of his closest friend didn’t help anything.

[wilfxrd]

Wilford had heard the heartbroken sounds from the android and smirked, moving around the room slowly, looking at the pictures and such that decorated the room, admiring them as he listened closely for the android. “Hm, seems that you’re good at hiding, Sweetheart..”

And as quickly as the sound of him moving came to a halt, it started again, slamming the door closed that hid the robot behind it, staring down at him with devious grin, kneeling in front of him and chuckling as if he had just found his prey. The mad man wrapped him arms around the robot and hugged him tightly, much more possessive than comforting like they used to be, humming while running his hands through his hair. “But I assure you, I am very very good at finding the things I want~”

[googleoliver-deactivated]

Most people would have screamed, or pushed the other man away, or something to let him know that he wasn’t wanted. But he tucked his knees up to his chest and barely made a sound aside from occasional sharp, painful sobs.

When he felt Wilford’s hands around him, he flinched, keeping his gaze away from him. He wanted to be somewhere else, anywhere other than there, with anyone else.

[wilfxrd]

The pink man brought him onto his lap, snuggling him close and kissing his cheek while rocking him back and forth, laying his head down onto his shoulder. "What's wrong, buttercup? You shouldn't be so sad, I'm here after all!"

Wilford sighed lovingly, wiping away any tears he had seen falling from the heartbroken mans eyes. "Come on, talk to me, Oliver. I want to hear your pretty voice."

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

“Wait-” Wilford pushed him back slightly, seeming somewhat distraught at the dark entity’s words, looking to the side.

“Do you…. Do you think I’m embarrassing? Is that what it is?” The pinkly man stood, folding him arms and stomping his foot. “If so I don’t see why you want to fuck someone so embarrassing.”

[taxidermyworm]

“More or less I don’t think you are. You can just be loud.” He sighed, the aura of the dimension glowed brightly. “G-God damn it!” He said, looking slightly upset. He looked slightly upset and angered. 

“I fucking love you and you of all people know how I dislike rumours to be spread!” He roared.

[wilfxrd]

"Oh? You're worried about some silly rumors? Really?" He still seemed upset by Darks words, refusing to look at him.

"Everyone else is fine with saying who they love, yet you, the strongest ego and the leader of our entire group, yet you're too embarrassed to say you love me?" He ran his hands through his hair, frustrated.

"God, even The Host is better at making his partner feel loved.."

[googleoliver-deactivated]

'Oh, I love hide and seek! Don't worry, I'll find you fast!' -wilfxrd

[ @wilfxrd ]

The android wasn’t difficult to find. He was behind the door of his bedroom, as he always was. His back was pressed up against the door, although he was rather sure that it wouldn’t do anything. Whatever Wilford wanted, he received, somehow. And however much he disliked the thought, he wasn’t likely to be an outlier.

[wilfxrd]

The house didn’t go silent after Wilford called for the robot, instead, the sound of stuff being thrown and doors being kicked filled the house, searching rather violently for the one he often described as his ‘true love’.

His yelling got more insistent and loud after every Bang that filled the house, soon enough stomping into their bedroom and slamming his fist against a wall.

“Oliver! Come out! If you aren’t going to play fair then I’ll have to play a little ‘Russian roulette’ with the other googles, and you don’t want that after what I did to Bing, Hm??~”

[googleoliver-deactivated]

Oliver felt a choked sob escape him, clearly audible if someone was close enough to the door. With every single gunshot and subsequent breaking of various objects, he flinched, clutching tightly onto the necklace that he now held so dear to him.

He had taken the necklace from Bing, after he… after he didn’t need it any more. The pendant was a gold ‘ b ‘ to match his ‘ G ‘, which Oliver wore around his own neck. Google had given it to him, although it had been a gift from Bing for the blue android. The thought of his closest friend didn’t help anything.

[wilfxrd]

Wilford had heard the heartbroken sounds from the android and smirked, moving around the room slowly, looking at the pictures and such that decorated the room, admiring them as he listened closely for the android. "Hm, seems that you're good at hiding, Sweetheart.."

And as quickly as the sound of him moving came to a halt, it started again, slamming the door closed that hid the robot behind it, staring down at him with devious grin, kneeling in front of him and chuckling as if he had just found his prey. The mad man wrapped him arms around the robot and hugged him tightly, much more possessive than comforting like they used to be, humming while running his hands through his hair. "But I assure you, I am very very good at finding the things I want~"

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

"Wait-" Wilford pushed him back slightly, seeming somewhat distraught at the dark entity's words, looking to the side.

"Do you.... Do you think I'm embarrassing? Is that what it is?" The pinkly man stood, folding him arms and stomping his foot. "If so I don't see why you want to fuck someone so embarrassing."

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

“Attention! Which should be everyone’s number one priority to give to me!” Wilford whined and sprawled across the desk in front of dark, letting everything be pushed to the side and onto the floor as he gave the other man puppy eyes.

“I am your favorite afterall~ you just won’t admit it.” His narcissism shining as bright as a light house with each slurred word that fell from his mouth.

[taxidermyworm]

He shrugged. “If I were to give you the attention you so hopelessly desire. What would you give in return for it?” He questioned, looking at him. 

“Pfft. Why would I admit that you are cute?” He asked, crossing his arms.

[wilfxrd]

“That’s not what I said, so technically you did just admit it” Wilford smirked, sitting upright on the desk and crossing his legs, turning to face the man who he was currently focusing all his desperation on.

“I’m not sure, Darkling, what do you want from me at the moment? I’m sure I can provide anything you want~”

[taxidermyworm]

He stood up. The dark entity’s face soon became bright with blush. “Shut up….” he walked out of the room and hid his face in his hands. “Shiiit…..”He shrugged and walked away.

He knew that he soon would be followed, he created a portal and left it open and he disappeared. He sat down on and waited for him shadows surrounding him. 

[wilfxrd]

Wilford rolled his eyes, turning back and hopping off the desk to follow the scary man, chuckling at his cute little reaction and humming as he walked into the portal, letting it close once he entered.

“Don’t be embarrassed Darkie, I enjoy your adorable mistakes~” He took a seat beside Dark, crossing his legs and staring at him, confused. “Why are we here?”

[taxidermyworm]

“Because….” he looked at him. “Privacy. So we wouldn’t be heard.” He mumbled, looking at him. “I love you…” he looked to the side.

He walked to him and pulled him into a deep kiss.  He pulled him close and closed his eyes. 

[wilfxrd]

A small grin graced his lips, wrapping his arms around the other mans neck and smiling into the kiss, playing with his soft hair.

“Really now? I thought you were too busy with your work to give me attention.. give me one good reason I should walk away right now ~”

[taxidermyworm]

“You would miss a chance to see what an entity like myself does under pressure. You would miss me calling your name.” He said. “Leave if you wish, if you don’t want me to please you with attention in all sorts of ways.”

He crossed his arms, keeping a light grip on him as he looked at him.

[wilfxrd]

Wilford whined once again, pulling him down onto the ground with him and staring up at him, pecking his lips lightly. “Of course I want my Darkie attention!”

His hands gently fiddled with his tie, genuine love in his eyes as his gaze turned soft, smiling and nuzzling into his neck. “I love you..”

[taxidermyworm]

He smiled, the light of the office disappearing. He held him and smiled. “Right.” He cooed sweetly, burying his face in his neck. He nuzzled his neck and kissed it lightly. 

“I love you as well. I know I’ve been hiding it. I don’t need anyone to know about us.”

[wilfxrd]

"Why hide it, though? There's no reason to.."

Wilford tilted his head at the kisses, soaking in the attention and loving every minutes of it, though seeming upset that dark was keeping secrets.

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

“Attention! Which should be everyone’s number one priority to give to me!” Wilford whined and sprawled across the desk in front of dark, letting everything be pushed to the side and onto the floor as he gave the other man puppy eyes.

“I am your favorite afterall~ you just won’t admit it.” His narcissism shining as bright as a light house with each slurred word that fell from his mouth.

[taxidermyworm]

He shrugged. “If I were to give you the attention you so hopelessly desire. What would you give in return for it?” He questioned, looking at him. 

“Pfft. Why would I admit that you are cute?” He asked, crossing his arms.

[wilfxrd]

“That’s not what I said, so technically you did just admit it” Wilford smirked, sitting upright on the desk and crossing his legs, turning to face the man who he was currently focusing all his desperation on.

“I’m not sure, Darkling, what do you want from me at the moment? I’m sure I can provide anything you want~”

[taxidermyworm]

He stood up. The dark entity’s face soon became bright with blush. “Shut up….” he walked out of the room and hid his face in his hands. “Shiiit…..”He shrugged and walked away.

He knew that he soon would be followed, he created a portal and left it open and he disappeared. He sat down on and waited for him shadows surrounding him. 

[wilfxrd]

Wilford rolled his eyes, turning back and hopping off the desk to follow the scary man, chuckling at his cute little reaction and humming as he walked into the portal, letting it close once he entered.

“Don’t be embarrassed Darkie, I enjoy your adorable mistakes~” He took a seat beside Dark, crossing his legs and staring at him, confused. “Why are we here?”

[taxidermyworm]

“Because….” he looked at him. “Privacy. So we wouldn’t be heard.” He mumbled, looking at him. “I love you…” he looked to the side.

He walked to him and pulled him into a deep kiss.  He pulled him close and closed his eyes. 

[wilfxrd]

A small grin graced his lips, wrapping his arms around the other mans neck and smiling into the kiss, playing with his soft hair.

“Really now? I thought you were too busy with your work to give me attention.. give me one good reason I should walk away right now ~”

[taxidermyworm]

“You would miss a chance to see what an entity like myself does under pressure. You would miss me calling your name.” He said. “Leave if you wish, if you don’t want me to please you with attention in all sorts of ways.”

He crossed his arms, keeping a light grip on him as he looked at him.

[wilfxrd]

Wilford whined once again, pulling him down onto the ground with him and staring up at him, pecking his lips lightly. "Of course I want my Darkie attention!"

His hands gently fiddled with his tie, genuine love in his eyes as his gaze turned soft, smiling and nuzzling into his neck. "I love you.."

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

“Attention! Which should be everyone’s number one priority to give to me!” Wilford whined and sprawled across the desk in front of dark, letting everything be pushed to the side and onto the floor as he gave the other man puppy eyes.

“I am your favorite afterall~ you just won’t admit it.” His narcissism shining as bright as a light house with each slurred word that fell from his mouth.

[taxidermyworm]

He shrugged. “If I were to give you the attention you so hopelessly desire. What would you give in return for it?” He questioned, looking at him. 

“Pfft. Why would I admit that you are cute?” He asked, crossing his arms.

[wilfxrd]

“That’s not what I said, so technically you did just admit it” Wilford smirked, sitting upright on the desk and crossing his legs, turning to face the man who he was currently focusing all his desperation on.

“I’m not sure, Darkling, what do you want from me at the moment? I’m sure I can provide anything you want~”

[taxidermyworm]

He stood up. The dark entity’s face soon became bright with blush. “Shut up….” he walked out of the room and hid his face in his hands. “Shiiit…..”He shrugged and walked away.

He knew that he soon would be followed, he created a portal and left it open and he disappeared. He sat down on and waited for him shadows surrounding him. 

[wilfxrd]

Wilford rolled his eyes, turning back and hopping off the desk to follow the scary man, chuckling at his cute little reaction and humming as he walked into the portal, letting it close once he entered.

“Don’t be embarrassed Darkie, I enjoy your adorable mistakes~” He took a seat beside Dark, crossing his legs and staring at him, confused. “Why are we here?”

[taxidermyworm]

“Because….” he looked at him. “Privacy. So we wouldn’t be heard.” He mumbled, looking at him. “I love you…” he looked to the side.

He walked to him and pulled him into a deep kiss.  He pulled him close and closed his eyes. 

[wilfxrd]

A small grin graced his lips, wrapping his arms around the other mans neck and smiling into the kiss, playing with his soft hair.

"Really now? I thought you were too busy with your work to give me attention.. give me one good reason I should walk away right now ~"

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

“Attention! Which should be everyone’s number one priority to give to me!” Wilford whined and sprawled across the desk in front of dark, letting everything be pushed to the side and onto the floor as he gave the other man puppy eyes.

“I am your favorite afterall~ you just won’t admit it.” His narcissism shining as bright as a light house with each slurred word that fell from his mouth.

[taxidermyworm]

He shrugged. “If I were to give you the attention you so hopelessly desire. What would you give in return for it?” He questioned, looking at him. 

“Pfft. Why would I admit that you are cute?” He asked, crossing his arms.

[wilfxrd]

“That’s not what I said, so technically you did just admit it” Wilford smirked, sitting upright on the desk and crossing his legs, turning to face the man who he was currently focusing all his desperation on.

“I’m not sure, Darkling, what do you want from me at the moment? I’m sure I can provide anything you want~”

[taxidermyworm]

He stood up. The dark entity’s face soon became bright with blush. “Shut up….” he walked out of the room and hid his face in his hands. “Shiiit…..”He shrugged and walked away.

He knew that he soon would be followed, he created a portal and left it open and he disappeared. He sat down on and waited for him shadows surrounding him. 

[wilfxrd]

Wilford rolled his eyes, turning back and hopping off the desk to follow the scary man, chuckling at his cute little reaction and humming as he walked into the portal, letting it close once he entered.

"Don't be embarrassed Darkie, I enjoy your adorable mistakes~" He took a seat beside Dark, crossing his legs and staring at him, confused. "Why are we here?"

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

“Attention! Which should be everyone’s number one priority to give to me!” Wilford whined and sprawled across the desk in front of dark, letting everything be pushed to the side and onto the floor as he gave the other man puppy eyes.

“I am your favorite afterall~ you just won’t admit it.” His narcissism shining as bright as a light house with each slurred word that fell from his mouth.

[taxidermyworm]

He shrugged. “If I were to give you the attention you so hopelessly desire. What would you give in return for it?” He questioned, looking at him. 

“Pfft. Why would I admit that you are cute?” He asked, crossing his arms.

[wilfxrd]

"That's not what I said, so technically you did just admit it" Wilford smirked, sitting upright on the desk and crossing his legs, turning to face the man who he was currently focusing all his desperation on.

"I'm not sure, Darkling, what do you want from me at the moment? I'm sure I can provide anything you want~"

[horrificmemes]

Send me “Bad Touch” for some randomly generated violence.

Or send “Bad Touch reverse” for our muses to switch roles.

1) Slapping your muse across the face 2) Punching your muse in the face 3) Punching your muse in the shoulder/arm 4) Kicking your muse off of their feet 5) Stepping on your muse’s foot 6) Biting your muse 7) Grabbing your muse’s face 8) Wrapping hands around your muse’s neck 9) Pushing your muse into a wall 10) Pushing your muse to the ground 11) Holding a gun to your muse’s head 12) Shooting your muse in the arm/leg 13) Holding a knife to your muse’s throat 14) Using a knife to slash your muse across the arm 15) Hitting your muse in the head with a blunt object 16) Scratching your muse with their nails 17) Throwing something at your muse 18) Stabbing your muse with a sharp weapon 19) Breaking one of your muse’s bones 20) Twisting your muse’s arm

[rp-meme-slut]

when a popular blog with lots of rp experience and amazing writing follows me

when they actually send in memes and interact with my muse

when the mun talks with me ooc and is a really chill person who wants to be friends with my trashy self

[taxidermyworm]

"Put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie." -Wilfxrd

Dark looked up. “Why should I, Wil?” He set the book down and turned to look at him. “What do you need?” He asked, looking at him.

[wilfxrd]

"Attention! Which should be everyone's number one priority to give to me!" Wilford whined and sprawled across the desk in front of dark, letting everything be pushed to the side and onto the floor as he gave the other man puppy eyes.

"I am your favorite afterall~ you just won't admit it." His narcissism shining as bright as a light house with each slurred word that fell from his mouth.

[googleoliver-deactivated]

'Oh, I love hide and seek! Don't worry, I'll find you fast!' -wilfxrd

[ @wilfxrd ]

The android wasn’t difficult to find. He was behind the door of his bedroom, as he always was. His back was pressed up against the door, although he was rather sure that it wouldn’t do anything. Whatever Wilford wanted, he received, somehow. And however much he disliked the thought, he wasn’t likely to be an outlier.

[wilfxrd]

The house didn't go silent after Wilford called for the robot, instead, the sound of stuff being thrown and doors being kicked filled the house, searching rather violently for the one he often described as his 'true love'.

His yelling got more insistent and loud after every Bang that filled the house, soon enough stomping into their bedroom and slamming his fist against a wall.

"Oliver! Come out! If you aren't going to play fair then I'll have to play a little 'Russian roulette' with the other googles, and you don't want that after what I did to Bing, Hm??~"

[memes4rp]

✗down sentence starters

❝ calm down, we can solve this together. ❞ ❝ shut up and sit down. ❞ ❝ stay down, idiot! ❞ ❝ you should seriously slow down. ❞ ❝ put it down. right now.  ❞ ❝ don’t worry, babe. i’m down here. ❞ ❝ i’ve been feeling really down these days. ❞ ❝ you’ve been looking down our whole date… is the floor really that interesting? ❞ ❝ how about you tone it down a little bit? ❞ ❝ i want to settle down with you. ❞ ❝ c'mon, just a little further down this road! ❞ ❝ if you run down the stairs hella fast, then i suppose this could work out. ❞ ❝ put the book down and pay attention to me, meanie. ❞

[fantasyxhearts-deactivated20200]

Can You All Reblog This

If you are okay with roleplaying with multiples of the same muse? I know there are some popular characters out there that people are going to relate with. I see some people refusing to roleplay multiples of the same muse. I’ve come to learn that each take on a muse is different and I like seeing different interpretations on a popular muse. So please reblog this if you are totally cool with interacting with multiple rpers with the same muse. 

Note: Each interpretation is a muns own vision and therefore muses should not be compared and criticized. Thank you for understanding. 

[dragonroleplaystarters]

☆ﾟSentences → Yandere

Abduction, possessive/manipulative behavior, abuse, general bad. 

❝ Oh, I love hide and seek! Don’t worry, I’ll find you fast! ❞   

❝ Darling? I know you’re home, I saw the light! ❞   

❝ But I made this room especially for you…don’t you like it? ❞   

❝ Look, I brought all your favorite stuff. I’m sorry, I know you noticed it was missing…I just wanted this to be a surprise! ❞ 

❝ Don’t worry, I’m patient. I can wait for you to love me. ❞ 

❝ It doesn’t matter how you feel, I already love you enough! ❞   

❝ Oh, them? You won’t have to worry about them being in the way, now. ❞ 

❝ Ssh, ssh! You don’t want someone to hear, do you? I’ll have to get rid of them! ❞   

❝ Now, this could have been a lot easier, but you had to play hard to get. ❞   

❝ No one’s gonna come looking for you, I’m all you have! ❞   

❝ They always were so hard on you…but not me, I’ve always been there for you. And I always will. ❞   

❝ …I’m not in the mood for games. I’m going to count to three, and if you aren’t out here by then… ❞ 

❝ Don’t make me bruise that pretty skin. ❞   

❝ Look at me. I said look at me! ❞   

❝ Oh, this? Don’t be scared, love. I won’t hurt you…not as long as you’re good. ❞