I Don't Plan on Being Around All That Often, LLC.

[tall]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[velvetdvl]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[gentlemensherald]

[loafpile]

what the fuckk happened?? 😳😳😳

[willafterdark09]

I'd lick it.

[loafpile-retribution]

plssssss ignore my post-nut eyes 🤪🤪🤪

[willafterdark09]

Damn. Damn. Damn.

[loafpile-retribution]

wake up and come bite my lip

👁🫦👁

[willafterdark09]

Oh. My. Fuck. 🤤👅😈🩸

[justaddpoisontomilk3]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of waking up mama way too early in the morning

[thoughtkick]

“I’ve lived too long with pain. I won’t know who I am without it.”

— Orson Scott Card

[tvandfilm]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of sick jumps

[willafterdark09]

Anyone wanna make out? 🩸🩸🩸

[dinamitokidd]

eat it papi :)

[nintengoat]

Physique

[lvxrvi]