can somebody please help will graham

Let's be real, I'm nothing but a eurovision trash blog now. See you in May pals

[vivienvalentino]

Remember when Europe had taste and let demons from hell win.

[willgrahamneedsahug]

I can’t imagine watching eurovision without the uk commentary tbh, Norton makes this show (and Wogan did before him)

[goldenskywalker]

europe: ugh sweden why would you send such a generic pop song??

sweden:

[willgrahamneedsahug]

OH MY GOD THIS IS DRAMATIC

[willgrahamneedsahug]

OOOOH he's back everyone. Yum. The charisma.

Graham whenever he sees the ESC president

[willgrahamneedsahug]

I don't want to crush anyone's dreams, but at this point I think it's unlikely that we're going to win :(

Graham, accepting our fate

[willgrahamneedsahug]

Crowd: *boos at russia*

Graham: She's only standing there guys

Russia: *gives 12 points to moldovia*

Graham: I take it back, you were right to boo all along

[willgrahamneedsahug]

OOOOHHH two points from Montenegro! Thank you, we'll visit!

Graham 

[willgrahamneedsahug]

*armenia's representative comes on screen*

Graham: ... is anyone else scared?

[willgrahamneedsahug]

*norway's judges appear on screen*

Graham: and I was /just/ about to say it hadn't been too annoying tonight.

[willgrahamneedsahug]

host: our country is full of young magicians! Want to find out more about it!

graham: Not really.

*clip starts*

Graham: oh, i see. it wasn't really a question.

[willgrahamneedsahug]

Hosts: There's still 21 countries to hear from!

Graham: thanks for pointing that out.

[willgrahamneedsahug]

Yeah, this crowd doesn't care about the world cup

norton knows the audience

[willgrahamneedsahug]

CROATIA TOO YES LADS

[willgrahamneedsahug]

YES LATVIA

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE SO EXCITED OVER 2 POINTS

[willgrahamneedsahug]

Who let Mel represent us lmao

[willgrahamneedsahug]

get wasted with graham