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[pathetic-dreamy]

*At Zayn's funeral*

Louis: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: *leaves*

Louis, leaning over Zayn's coffin: Okay, listen you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Zayn, opening one eye: Yeah, not shit, honey.

[sunsmile-lou]

From the beginning to the end. You've always been here right beside me. So, I'll call you my best friend. Through the good times and the bad ones. Whether I lose or if I win. I know one thing that never changes, and that's you as my best friend.

[pathetic-dreamy]

*At Zayn's funeral*

Louis: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: *leaves*

Louis, leaning over Zayn's coffin: Okay, listen you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Zayn, opening one eye: Yeah, not shit, honey.

[sunsmile-lou]

From the beginning to the end. You've always been here right beside me. So, I'll call you my best friend. Through the good times and the bad ones. Whether I lose or if I win. I know one thing that never changes, and that's you as my best friend.

[ahoeforz4]

Some rarer Zouis throwbacks to glow up your day

[ziamminds]

For Ruth Zayn is always his fav, so happy that she has notifications and liking his IG posts so fast 😂

Haha yes, she is always there when it comes to Zayn 💛

[ziamminds]

okay you didn't have to send me into a breakdown with that "imagine how many of these there are"

i was expecting a "this hug was cute" not "here's an attack to your mental stability, now cry"

now i'm just imagining domestic ziam moments and crying at how soft and happy they must be, just cuddling on the couch and discussing marvel theories

thanks a lot, love

You're welcome 😏💜

Enjoy Ziam breakdown with me 🥺

I miss them so much 🥺🤧

*gifs are not mine

[pathetic-dreamy]

Liam, on the phone with Zayn: Babe, come see me.

Zayn: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm playing Monopoly.

Liam: But my parents aren't home!

Zayn: I know. They're playing Monopoly with me.

Liam: What?

Liam's dad, on the phone: Liam, your boyfriend's so bad at this. He's gonna lose.

[fearlouiss]

zayn malik icons

don't repost.

like/reblog if you save.

[20tomlinson02]

There's only one way you should look at Harry Styles:

... this mf has it down packed

[willherondaleducks]

Did anyone notice?

That until Di is under the HIVE, under the control of Mellifare, he was the Emperor. A puppet who sat on the crown. A metal with no mind.

And them when he remembered Ana, Jax, Robb, Siege, the whole crew, his memories of them, he was suddenly Di. Because they make him himself. He is not Di without them. He is not Di without his Ana.

'I was yours. And you were mine.'

'I AM!'

[badjokesbyjeff]

One salad: $3, three salads: $10!

At the market place, a seller advertises “1 salad for $3, 3 salads for $10”.

A customer passing by stops and speaks with the seller:

-That’s not right!

-What do you mean?

-Well, that’s not an offer: 3 salads cost $9.

-No, sir, it says here that 3 salads cost $10.

-I know, but if I buy 1 salad, how much do I pay?

-$3.

-And if I buy 2?

-$6.

-Yes, because 3+3=6, now what about 3+3+3?

-That makes 9.

-So 3 salads cost $9.

-No sir, they cost $10, it’s written just over there, on that board.

The client can’t fathom such a stubbornness in another human being and proceeds to prove his point to the seller:

-Here, let me buy a salad.

-That will be $3, sir.

-Now, I’d like one more salad.

-That will be $3 again, sir.

-Finally, let me buy one last salad.

-That will also be $3, sir.

-How much did I pay you those 3 salads?

-$3+$3+$3, your paid $9.

-See? 3 salads are worth $9, not $10, you won’t sell much salads of you do it this way.

-Yes sir, I almost sold all my stock to people like you wanting to prove they’re smarter than me by buying 3 salads they don’t need, just to make sure they are superior. My technique works! Besides, I can overprice those salads to $3 and no one bats an eye!

[icontrash]

louis tomlinson icons

[unseens28]

My babies 🥰

[glossytommo]

OK BUT ZIAM.

[rayneisinpayne]

he deserved more

[justapayneaway]

2021 has been a rollercoaster to Liam’s hair 🥰