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William Blackburn. Everyone's favorite English teacher.

[mrdavidmathis]

You’re not running around bullying the kids, then?

[william-blackburn]

I try not too. 

Why, are you?

[mrdavidmathis]

So, besides drinking tea and being a masochist, what else do you do around here?

[william-blackburn]

Teach English. Read books.

[mrdavidmathis]

Poor you.

[william-blackburn]

It's a struggle.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

Not going right now. I cant’ concentrate, but I’m already halfway through the book. 

[william-blackburn]

Start it yesterday?

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

How’s the English teaching going? 

[william-blackburn]

It's going. Can't complain. How's the reading?

[mrdavidmathis]

Wow, you’re so hardcore. Wouldn’t that ruin both the tea and the alcohol?

[william-blackburn]

I suffer through it.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

No need to thank me, sir. I do it with pleasure. 

[william-blackburn]

Alrighty, then.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

You’ll be in my prayers. 

[william-blackburn]

Thanks, kid.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

Good to know. I’ll keep that in mind. You’re very kind, sir. God will reward you. 

[william-blackburn]

Yeah.. Okay.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

Thanks for the offer, anyways. If I could, I’d take you up on that offer. 

[william-blackburn]

My place is always open.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

I shouldn’t leave my dorm after dark, sir. 

[william-blackburn]

Right.. Military rules. Forgot.

[mrdavidmathis]

Alcohol. Lots of it.

[william-blackburn]

I hear you on that one. I usually spike my tea with a little alcohol. 

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

[eric-divine]

I don’t see how this situation could be kinky, sir. It’s rather uncomfortable. 

[william-blackburn]

My suite is quiet. You could read here.

[eric-divine]

It's hard trying to read...

… when the guys on the bunk next to mine are really loud. 

[william-blackburn]

Kinky.

[mrdavidmathis]

One of the requirements for this job is to make the impossible possible. Even if it’s impossible.

[william-blackburn]

And how do you make that possible?

[mrdavidmathis]

You’re telling me. How do integrate military discipline into Math?

[william-blackburn]

Is that even possible?

[william-blackburn]

Figuring out what assignments to give the kids is the worst.