William E. Schenk

Millionth generation thingamajig-maker

[williameschenk]

Introduction

I'm William E. Schenk! Will is fine, Willy is less fine, just don't call me 'Detective.'

I probably wasted the last fifteen years of my life chasing someone, but I've got a passion project in progress right now, and it's going great. Really killer results. :)!

Throw anything my way, I'm on this website for the experience, whatever that'll be.

// Easier Navigation: #William's Blog

꩜ -- OOC -- ꩜

Roleplay account dedicated to William Emmerson/Schenk from the movie "Spiral: From the Book of Saw"

Hi, thanks for stopping by! Willy is here to party, talk to anyone (saw oc accounts, other saw character accounts, anons, unaffiliated tumblr users) and piece his life and who he is back together after being disappointed by his failed fifteen year "recruitment effort". (Zeke Banks 🤫) He's still spiral killing!

Feel free to bother William whenever! About anything!! Forever! On any type of post! In any way!

Heavy emphasis on the "figuring out who he is" line. He has been a man on a mission since age twelve, that's why there's nothing about his hobbies or identity (gender, pronouns, sexuality). Who William is will be shaped by the interactions he has on this blog!

Mod is an adult

// symbol signifies that something is ooc

Feel free to ask genuinely anything! As many questions as pleases you! Please!! Go wild!

Sometimes I take a long time to respond to interactions and asks, I apologize for the wait but I can get very lost in thought about these things. I'll often think about how William would respond/react to things for days on end, so if you're wondering what's taking Will so long, it's likely just me rotating what you've written in my mind, checking my notes, and rewatching scenes. (If you think you are cringe, rest assured: I am worse)

Trigger warning for the usual Saw Franchise topics: All types of violence/Nsfw mentions

I know William doesn't know any of the other Saw characters at all, but I'm sure he'd like to meet some of them!

꩜ Some tags: ꩜

#William's Blog - All of William's posts and interactions without running into the same reblogs repeatedly

#William's Notebook - Pages from William's notebook (not in order)

#Spiral Killer William - Whenever William eludes to being the Spiral Killer or discusses his work as the Spiral Killer.

#William Socializes - William talking to other rp blogs (I typically add this tag after I think an interaction with another saw character or saw oc has ended)

#William Talks - William shouts into the void (talks to nobody in particular, general thoughts)

#William Answers - For asks!! :) Love these!

(I can't find anything concrete on tumblr rp etiquette [I also don't know how Tumblr works], so feel free to let me know if there's anything I'm missing or doing heinously wrong!)

((If William ever says anything you find to be horrendously ooc, feel free to send an ask about it (Either to him or if you really want to, to me). My lengthy word doc and I will have an explanation!))

[williameschenk]

Were you finally caught?

Nope, but I love to watch them try

Especially as their pig pen falls apart haha

[williameschenk]

That “mwa” was purely a platonic kiss on the head BTW

Pls don’t think I’m weird Willy 💔💔💔😿😿😿😿😿😿

-💋

Thanks for clarifying, but I don't think anyone who interacts with me is normal!

[williameschenk]

Mwa

-💋

This is like hearing a dog say "bark"

[williameschenk]

william how do u feel abt blood??

Depends on whose it is haha. It's pretty inconvenient sometimes, but I'd say it's a necessary evil if you want to make sure you got the job done.

The wooden floor by my childhood apartment's front door was stained with blood, other people probably thought it looked like spalting but there's a difference.

I don't love how it tastes :/

[williameschenk]

why did you hit me with a truck

Why were you in front of my truck?

[williameschenk]

Now that you mention it, I've always wondered , why teal?

The color kind of reminded me of scrubs uniforms, and it was easy to find teal boxes of all sizes in bulk :)

[williameschenk]

So how are you alive

Nobody's got me yet and there's still stuff to do!

[williameschenk]

Do you see Zeke more than a friend?

b/c when you asked him to be partners.. well- you guys were already work partners- so something more than work partners is like- a gay relationship! So yah

I killed his work partner "Detective Schenk" and sent him back to the precinct in a teal box

[williameschenk]

WILLY UR ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

-💋 (sure hope nobody yoinked this sign off)

Hey! Yeah, I don't die. I've dabbled, but the closest I get these days is disappearing for a while.

[williameschenk]

what are your thoughts on the name curtis?

I don't have any strong feelings towards "Curtis", but I don't like the nickname "Curt"

[williameschenk]

william please tell me you listen to the dead kennedys and if you don’t PLEASEEE consider it because i think punk really matches your ideology 🙏

I know some of their music, listened to more after reading this! You got any specific songs from them I should listen to?

[williameschenk]

Hi, William. I think you're cute.

Hi Anonymous. I think you have no idea what I look like.

[williameschenk]

how does it feel to act like an apprentice knowing that nobody considers you as one? And on a scale of 1-10 what would you rate zeke?

I'm fine with not being considered an apprentice since I'm not really following the Kramer playbook. I also feel like the disciple dynamic would be messy.

You didn't even specify what kind of scale we're using, so I will not be rating your request. Very unclear metric too, 0/10.

[williameschenk]

how do traps if not engineering degree

Engineering degree is for people who are afraid of fucking around and finding out.

[williameschenk]

WILLIAM SHOULD I EST THIS EXPIRED BREAD

No, make penicillin with it!

[williameschenk]

William do u like fruits

I do!

As a kid I really appreciated whenever I could get my hands on small fruits with hard coverings — think lychee, rambutan, pulasan, guinep, longan — I loved ripping into the shells. My mom used to say I was like a mink, skinning the fruit by making little indents in the shells and pulling the fruit itself out with my teeth. Maybe I was kind of a weird kid.