these days of darkness

William Kensington Senior Berkhamstead

[nicholastallagar]

Absolutely, thanks for asking.

[williamkensington-blog]

Well that is good.

[lizzie-manning]

Ouch. Are you alright?

[williamkensington-blog]

I think so. I might just stay in the cafeteria until I can be certain it is safe outside.

[nicholastallagar]

[williamkensington-blog]

Enjoying yourself there?

[lizzie-manning]

Maybe he likes you.

[williamkensington-blog]

The chunks he has taken out of my hand would beg to differ.

[alexandrinv]

Bad luck, huh?

[williamkensington-blog]

It is more than just bad luck. This bird has it out for me.

[williamkensington-blog]

Every time I go outside I get attacked by the same bloody bird.

[moon-in-aquariusx]

[williamkensington-blog]

Thicker Than Water || Self Para

William ditched class to go to shops to get the supplies needed. The cashier looked at him strangely when he payed for 4 litres of golden syrup and about half the stores green dye. William just shrugged, it was not like other students had not made stranger purchases than him. No one had those things used for the pranks just lying around in their dorm. There were no limits at Berkhamstead. 

Arriving back at school, William got straight to work. Knowing that majority of students would be in class William headed to the bathrooms closest to the cafeteria. Finding a bucket he opened a soap dispenser and began to remove the soap. Once it was empty he began to refill it with the golden syrup. The next dispenser he left the soap in there but mixed in some of the green dye, making it as strong as possible. For the rest of the bathrooms in the building, William alternatively filled all the soap dispensers with golden syrup and green dye. 

William walked to the large dumpsters near the back of the school to dispose of the evidence. If he was to get caught then his father would murder him. Even such a lame prank would not reflect well back on the family. It was not until William was back at his hiding place that he lit up one of his cigarettes. Lying back, William just hoped that the small prank would be enough to keep him out of trouble.

[ralphrosengren]

I think you’re already half way there.

[williamkensington-blog]

Geez, thanks.

[ralphrosengren]

Hiding’s for pussies.

[williamkensington-blog]

I'd rather be a pussy than dead.

[ralphrosengren]

I’m not sure whether I should be looking forward to the storm or not.

[williamkensington-blog]

You could go into hiding but really there are no more safe places to hide.

[ralphrosengren]

It’s quiet. Too quiet.

[williamkensington-blog]

The calm before the storm I guess.

[andrew-bates-deactivated2013082]

Just over a year. I’ve been wanting to get a job there for a while, though.

[williamkensington-blog]

So when anyone has pet problems they can now come to you? I'll remember that if I ever get one.

[tsundereology]

That’s not a bad though at all, but my mother won’t hear any of it. She doesn’t like changing her plans in the slightest.

[williamkensington-blog]

Surely she would appreciate the idea of her holiday being extended?

[andrew-bates-deactivated2013082]

So I got offered a job at the vet I volunteer at.

[williamkensington-blog]

Well done. How long you been volunteering there?

[tsundereology]

That’s right! It’ll be the perfect way to calm down, after prank week.

[williamkensington-blog]

You could just leave a week earlier and avoid prank week altogether. That's what I would do.

[dakotawoolton]

What? Me?

[williamkensington-blog]

Yes you. I'm not blind you know.