Canidae

Arti. 18. It/Its. Queer as fuck

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[canis-pluralis]

@greypaw

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[greelin]

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

[canis-pluralis]

@tyranny-without-y-is-trann

[greypaw]

Important announcement

I am a fish

[tyranny-without-y-is-trann]

Hello fish I am a banana leaf

[greypaw]

@canis-pluralis u hecking did nyot

[canis-pluralis]

Didn’t do what?

[greypaw]

oh i'm gonna bite u even stronger next time ><

[canis-pluralis]

Yet another reason to miniature >:3

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[falazaria]

@canis-pluralis

[canis-pluralis]

@greypaw

[greypaw]

Important announcement

I am a fish

[tyranny-without-y-is-trann]

Hello fish I am a banana leaf

[greypaw]

@canis-pluralis u hecking did nyot

[canis-pluralis]

Didn’t do what?

[tyranny-without-y-is-trann]

@falazaria up playing cookie clicker on the tv with the remote

[falazaria]

@tyranny-without-y-is-trann up playing cookie clicker on the tv with the remote

[tyranny-without-y-is-trann]

When will @canis-pluralis get it's turn

[tyranny-without-y-is-trann]

@canis-pluralis is now playing cookie clicker with the tv remote

[canis-pluralis]

This was all at 2330

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[falazaria]

@canis-pluralis

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[rose-petal123]

Thinkin abt that car I saw in a grocery store parking lot that had genshin impact bumper stickers

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[canis-pluralis]

@falazaria

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[utopians]

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

[natalieironside]

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them