sing for her, Dex

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[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Rans, Holster, & Lardo take the same class for their English requirement & naturally partner together on all the creative projects, so when the end of the semester comes around there’s a shaky YouTube upload titled “The Haunting of Haus House” & they forget about it until they open their channel senior year & it has over 700,000 views

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

#also bitty’s followers going like ….huh….this house looks familiar

conversely:

diehard fans stumbling across Bitty’s vlog & being like 

[mpmi81]

W: “I’m a pretty private person. i don’t need to be flashy or- stand out”

B: “Except on the ice”

W: “Hah, yeah what I do and who I do it with doesn’t need to be anybody’s business.“

Connor “Whiskey” Whisk - #10 

Check Please by Ngozi Ukazu

[omgcheckplease]

Elements & Hogwarts Houses for Samwell men’s hockey (and its honorary and future members) 🏒✔️🥧💖

[omgcheckplease]

[dereknursey]

nursey every morning: william. what are the vibes.

nursey: 0600 hours. 23rd of november two thousand and nine teen. vibe report?

dex: please shut the fuck up

nursey: copy. the vibes are rancid. i repeat the vibes are rancid.

[dexeys]

cursed mer au

[omgdexnursey]

picture this: you are a student at samwell university. you are sitting in the dining hall, and it is quiet. peaceful, for once. in the distance you hear, faintly, ooga-chaka ooga-ooga ooga-chaka ooga-ooga— it’s getting louder. suddenly the door flings open and the annoying hockey team bursts in and the really weird, tall blonde guy who you kinda want to climb like a tree belts out, “I-i-i’m hooked on a feeling!” you question why you chose this school. 

[ohjustletmewriteinpeace]

Nursey wishes he has what River Bullard has: Artist Athlete vibes

[omgcheckplease]

A bookplate for the good person at Blue Willow Bookshop! They bent over backwards to help me get copies of Check, Please!: Sticks & Scones signed and to readers last month. Thank you! 🍂!🦞!

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

it’s may 5th, bitches.

[cardamoms-deactivated20161127]

bitty: [feeds the frogs, gives them emotional support, helps diffuse their conflicts, is a warm and steady presence in their lives, chauffeurs their dates, packs them lunches, gives them sweaters]

jack: [trudges thru blizzards to check up on teammates, takes responsibility personally for the team’s performance, individually encourages and coaches the team members in need]

lardo: [manages the team’s shenanigans, humbles them with her beer pong abilities, draws sharks for chowder, helps carry the haus traditions, emotionally supports jack, shitty, and bitty]

shitty: [pouring his bottle of gatorade on top of each frog’s head] gotta water me crops before pestilence comes

[incorrectcheckpleasequotes]

Shitty: We are gathered here today to unite these two men who are seven years apart in age and who are both men and who are both gay and who love each other both of these men are not stereotypical they do not fall into your FUCKING categories! Who knows, maybe they aren’t even gay. Maybe, just maybe, Jack has had sex with women! Multiple, multiple women! Or maybe he hasn’t, and I’ll take questions on that later, but first I’ll perform Selena’s masterpiece: If I Could Fall In Love

[thunderhel]

[manbiteshog]

i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don’t get it

[omgpostsplease]

[nomorelonelydays]

Bob: Sweetheart would you leave me for Harrison Ford Alicia: Yea would u Bob: ya just checking that we’re on the same page Jack: could you not text this in the family group chat Bob: no

[nomorelonelydays]

Bob: Eric, would you ever consider leaving Jack for Harrison Ford Bitty: no?? Bob: Oh Bob: Really? Bob: Are you sure Bitty: Yes I’m sure Jack: can you please leave my husband alone

[jasontoddwashere]

!!! i was lucky enough to be able to commission my boyz from my fave kent artist (’: @littlestpersimmon is so much fun to work with, make sure to check out their commission info if you have the chance!

[jlyarts]

So i just got out of the hospital, and i saw you to art promps, so how about a fluffy nurseydex with trans/autistic or depressed dex? i would really like to see my favorite character go through the saw stuff as me.

Here’s Dex after his top surgery! And a supportive Nursey ofc!!

(Also this response is SUPER late but I hope you had a speedy recovery and are having a lovely day anon!!!)

[shitty-check-please-aus]

i woke up in a cold sweat thinking about dex programming a dating simulator with all of the main hockey boys (and lardo and ford of course)

“Ok so the first question is ‘how big an ass are you into’ here.”

“Yeah, cut to the chase.”

“And if you pick ‘bigger than the fucking moon,’ you get to the end of the game and it just says ‘congrats you should date Jack Zimmermann’ and you can’t play anymore.”

“Again I don’t see the problem here.”