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Though she be but little, she will drink you under the table, brah.

#the drunkest #The Tempest #shakesbeer #shakespeare

All the world’s a bar, and all the men and women merely drinkers: they have their tolerances and their tastes; and one man in his time tastes many brews.

#As You Chug It #As you Like It #Shakespeare #Shakesbeer

Oh, the gods, my head doth pound as though two crocodiles be angrily mating upon a rock.

I essentially am not in drunkenness, But just kidding, I'm totally wasted right now.

#Hamlet: Fratboy of Denmark #Hamlet: Prince of Denmark #Shakesbeer

Cry "refill!" and let open the taps of this bar.

#Julius Kegger #Julius Caesar #Shakesbeer

So wise, so young, they say, do never hold well their liquor.

#King Drunkard III #King Richard III #Shakesbeer

I will drink with thee one hundred and fifty beers!

#As You Chug It #As You Like It #Shakesbeer

To be buzzed is nothing, but to be thoroughly wasted.

#Macdraft #Macbeth #Shakesbeer

Where we are, there's lagers in men's pint glasses.

#Macdraft #Macbeth #Shakesbeer #Beer #Drinking

Nay, faith, let me not leave this tavern; I have a beer coming.

#A Midsummer Night's Draft #A Midsummer Night's Dream #Shakesbeer #Beer #Drinking

Nothing can come of nothing: drink again.

#King Beer #King Lear #Shakesbeer #Beer #Alcohol

[Exit, pursued by a riot van]

#The Winter's Ale #The Winter's Tale #Shakesbeer

Yet Edmund was completely trashed.

#King Beer #King Lear #Shakesbeer

When our wines do not, Our delicious beers do make us drunkards.

#Macdraft #Macbeth #Shakesbeer

So foul and fair a draft I have not known.

#Macdraft #Macbeth #Shakesbeer

Why, there they are both, brewed in that IPA; Whereof their mother voraciously guzzled, Drinking the flesh that she herself hath bred. 'Tis true, 'tis true; taste my brew's sharp point.

#Pintus Andrunkicus #Titus Andronicus #Shakesbeer #ThisIsSoDumb

The miserable have no other medicine, But only copious amounts of booze.

#Pilsner for Pilsner #Measure for Measure #Shakesbeer

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