on account of thr cliff

dead kid from deadwood please ignore the decay | also i’m transgender :)

[willouchwisp]

SEND ME MYSTERIES

my names william, he/they

i died. fell off a cliff and it hurt.

current death count: 4

latest death: ripped in half

blew up a bug guy that one time, one of the prime defenders

send me asks :) i will try and solve whatever you have going on or answer any questions!

ooc:

hi :) i like this guy a lot so im going to pretend to be him

i use she/they !! this blog won’t lean towards any ship in particular because i believe peace and love on planet polypd

pfp by @aspennntree (me)

he might be ooc that is because i am neither charlie slimecicle nor dead.

current eras of william on this blog-

post canon (most often post as him. i’m a little unclear on how his powers work so i might make stuff up)

season one- usually when i’m interacting with ashe

post upp pre pd- will be done in blue

[willouchwisp]

do you think mark would say anything if he saw me dying my hair asking for a friend i promise

[rotting-liver]

Depends on if you're doing it in his bathroom?

[willouchwisp]

i might have to because if i did it at home i think dakota would notice the smell? does it smell?? i can’t remember and my smelling is dulled

[willouchwisp]

do you think mark would say anything if he saw me dying my hair asking for a friend i promise

[willouchwisp]

i have GOT to dye my roots soon holy shit

[willouchwisp]

happy pride month btw. i am queer. the dead guy that decides where your soul goes is gay so keep that in mind

[theogwisperer]

Happy pride Month to everyone!!!

Whether you're dead, alive, or somewhere in between, always remember that you are loved and appreciated.

[will1amwisp]

damn way to be emo

the people who are dead are dead they won’t know

also what do you mean inbetween, if you mean The Returned I do not think you should appreciate them.

[theogwisperer]

Oh my spirits you have a lot to learn...

Where do you think people go when they die, William?

[will1amwisp]

what’s that supposed to mean

uhm. I’ve been brought up as a Christian. So… uhm. Depends… realistically they stay dead in their coffins or at least they SHOULD STAY DEAD..

[theogwisperer]

Their souls go to the spirit world, William.

You'll end up there too, one day. Everyone does.

...

Yup.

[willouchwisp]

clarence you’re gonna scare him

[whisperingdeadwoods]

KILL ALL TRANSPHOBES!

[willouchwisp]

then i have to deal with them…

[whisperingdeadwoods]

Kill David Bell

[willouchwisp]

i’m always saying this

[theogwisperer]

Happy pride Month to everyone!!!

Whether you're dead, alive, or somewhere in between, always remember that you are loved and appreciated.

[whisperingdeadwoods]

KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES!!!!

PRIDE FOR ALL!!!!

GAY!!!!! PRIDE PRIDE!!!!

PROTECT THE COMMUNITY!

[theogwisperer]

YES GO MY CHILDREN!!!

I'm giving you permission to mess with homophobic people this year, go wreak havoc but please don't kill anyone, it's going to cause problems.

[willouchwisp]

don’t kill anyone because then i have to deal with them in the spirit world and im tired. mess with them though thats good

[willouchwisp]

okay google do i need to leave the door open while i dye my hair

[willouchwisp]

okay google is it weird to mourn yourself

[theogwisperer]

I'd say its normal.

[willouchwisp]

you might be the last person who can identify normal in this situation actually

[theogwisperer]

Okay well fuck you too then???

[willouchwisp]

sorry i’m going through it right now

[willouchwisp]

ooc plan btw: if in upp 2 william dies at the end i plan on playing that out. for my own enrichment

[willouchwisp]

okay google is it weird to mourn yourself

[theogwisperer]

I'd say its normal.

[willouchwisp]

you might be the last person who can identify normal in this situation actually

[willouchwisp]

i think im gonna dye my hair. the whites growing out again. don’t tell the others

[willouchwisp]

okay google is it weird to mourn yourself

[willouchwisp]

fuck. i’m fine but fuck.

[willouchwisp]

i need to buy something

[willouchwisp]

fuck. i’m fine but fuck.