Wavelength

Just a dad trying his best. (pfp by @strangler-fish on Tumblr)

[lizardad]

Hey, name's Mark.

I'm mainly on this stupid app to see what my kid's little friend group is up to.

Ooc: Figured this would be really funny because I've seen Ashe around on here a lot and some Winters family interaction is always needed.

Feel free to torture this dilf and enjoy the rp blog, I'm totally sane about this

[lizardad]

I think my boss wants me dead.

Help.

[rotting-liver]

Yippie!

[lizardad]

Fuck you mean yippie???

[rotting-liver]

:)

[lizardad]

Fuck does that mean?

[rotting-liver]

Guess :3

[lizardad]

Eh whatever, I don't care enough to find out.

[rotting-liver]

You're no fun >:(

[lizardad]

I don't have the energy to deal with allat kid.

[ashewintersfr]

Ashe, I told you to go to bed six hours ago.

IT'S SUMMER

GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK OLD MAN

You're never home anyway, why do you give a fuck???

[willouchwisp]

SOMEONE has to keep me company

[ashewintersfr]

EXACTLY

[lizardad]

I care because I'm your father.

You should be SLEEPING, but you're spending time on Tumblr like an unproductive little fuck.

Get a damn life, kid.

[willouchwisp]

mark that’s fucked up to say when im in the room

[lizardad]

Don't care. Go to bed.

[lizardad]

I think my boss wants me dead.

Help.

[rotting-liver]

Yippie!

[lizardad]

Fuck you mean yippie???

[rotting-liver]

:)

[lizardad]

Fuck does that mean?

[rotting-liver]

Guess :3

[lizardad]

Eh whatever, I don't care enough to find out.

[lizardad]

I think my boss wants me dead.

Help.

[rotting-liver]

Yippie!

[lizardad]

Fuck you mean yippie???

[rotting-liver]

:)

[lizardad]

Fuck does that mean?

[lizardad]

I think my boss wants me dead.

Help.

[rotting-liver]

Yippie!

[lizardad]

Fuck you mean yippie???

[lizardad]

I think my boss wants me dead.

Help.

[lizardad]

“Work” my guys gonna go be a supervillain and call it WORK

It's work if you get paid for it, no matter the job.

And who said I was a supervillain?

[lizardad]

“Work” my guys gonna go be a supervillain and call it WORK

It's work if you get paid for it, no matter the job.

And who said I was a supervillain?

[lizardad]

My lizard brother in Christ, you’re spending time on Tumblr like an unproductive little fuck.

I'm up and about to leave for work. I'm not being unproductive.

And stay out of this, it doesn't concern you.

[ashewintersfr]

Ashe, I told you to go to bed six hours ago.

IT'S SUMMER

GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK OLD MAN

You're never home anyway, why do you give a fuck???

[willouchwisp]

SOMEONE has to keep me company

[ashewintersfr]

EXACTLY

[lizardad]

I care because I'm your father.

You should be SLEEPING, but you're spending time on Tumblr like an unproductive little fuck.

Get a damn life, kid.

[lizardad]

Have a snack

Throws ten spiders at him

Fucknoff

[Secretly eats said spiders]

[lizardad]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

What is it with the snakes? Get em out of here.

[ashewintersfr]

AFTER A GOOD AMOUNT OF ATTEMPTS, I HAVE RETURNED!!!

Apparently the blessings of frogs worked (thanks @thepiratefish), because my dad gave me access to my account back!!!

(I took care of my responsibilities, which I've unsurprisingly, as a teenager, been neglecting.)

Thank you everyone for understanding, I'm glad to be back and active!

(That is... until my next spontaneous hiatus for whatever reason, of course.)

It's like half past 1 am for me right now, so I may or may not be going to bed. Who knows, maybe I'll pull an all nighter throwing a tennis ball against my walls.

(OOC: Special thank you to my friend who runs the @lizardad blog! They've been such a big help in getting my account back and just being there for me in general.)

Love you guys, stay gay and be merry! :)

(OOC: And in case you're wondering, I'm not in any danger, I've just been avoiding my responsibilities and I would say taking my Tumblr away is a fair form of motivation for taking care of them.)

<3

[l1tsin]

So glad mark gave Ashe their tumblr back

[ashewintersfr]

I know right, fucking lizard istg

[lizardad]

Ashe.

[angelstone-ruby]

llizard

[darthfalafel]

@lizardad

[lizardad]

Supposedly.

[angelstone-ruby]

wh.

who are you..?.??

d do you want my m-money or or something…??

do- do you have lizards too.??

[lizardad]

I AM a lizard.

[angelstone-ruby]

…

r really..??

that’s… so cool! I- I really like Lizards an- and I have a few of them.!!

I- I have so many questions b-but I don’t want to be insensitive..! H-how is it like..?? I’m- I’m curious!

[lizardad]

Kinda sucks. Hurts to exist sometimes but that's fine.

Wasn't always a lizard though.

[angelstone-ruby]

oh.. I-I’m so-sorry about that mister..

w- what happened.? I- I’ve seen people have… beeen possessed, turned into bl-blights… is- is that similar to you?

[lizardad]

Nah. Got experimented on in a lab.

[angelstone-ruby]

Oh!

Oh. Oh my- T-That’s horrible! Ar-are you.. o-okay..??

that’s horrible I. I’m sorry.

[lizardad]

M'fine. Not too bad once you get used to it.

[angelstone-ruby]

even if— that… m-must be hard to live with. I… h.hope it’s reversible… lizards are awesome b-b-but that— I… uuuuuuyeioooh….

[lizardad]

Eh, I've made peace with it.

[angelstone-ruby]

llizard

[darthfalafel]

@lizardad

[lizardad]

Supposedly.

[angelstone-ruby]

wh.

who are you..?.??

d do you want my m-money or or something…??

do- do you have lizards too.??

[lizardad]

I AM a lizard.

[angelstone-ruby]

…

r really..??

that’s… so cool! I- I really like Lizards an- and I have a few of them.!!

I- I have so many questions b-but I don’t want to be insensitive..! H-how is it like..?? I’m- I’m curious!

[lizardad]

Kinda sucks. Hurts to exist sometimes but that's fine.

Wasn't always a lizard though.

[angelstone-ruby]

oh.. I-I’m so-sorry about that mister..

w- what happened.? I- I’ve seen people have… beeen possessed, turned into bl-blights… is- is that similar to you?

[lizardad]

Nah. Got experimented on in a lab.

[angelstone-ruby]

Oh!

Oh. Oh my- T-That’s horrible! Ar-are you.. o-okay..??

that’s horrible I. I’m sorry.

[lizardad]

M'fine. Not too bad once you get used to it.

[angelstone-ruby]

llizard

[darthfalafel]

@lizardad

[lizardad]

Supposedly.

[angelstone-ruby]

wh.

who are you..?.??

d do you want my m-money or or something…??

do- do you have lizards too.??

[lizardad]

I AM a lizard.

[angelstone-ruby]

…

r really..??

that’s… so cool! I- I really like Lizards an- and I have a few of them.!!

I- I have so many questions b-but I don’t want to be insensitive..! H-how is it like..?? I’m- I’m curious!

[lizardad]

Kinda sucks. Hurts to exist sometimes but that's fine.

Wasn't always a lizard though.

[angelstone-ruby]

oh.. I-I’m so-sorry about that mister..

w- what happened.? I- I’ve seen people have… beeen possessed, turned into bl-blights… is- is that similar to you?

[lizardad]

Nah. Got experimented on in a lab.