willowmute

murmuring marsh-singer

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[sqweanky]

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

[willowmute]

without a doubt the lord of the rings has been the least rewarding long-term "book project" of mine so far. just spend the same amount of time reading Titus Groan for an actually nutritious contemporary novel

[alivehouse]

sparkle on! its the first day of the fifth month in the year the albatross came to the south-western halls. forget who you are

[ot3]

"kids deserve good art instead of slop" is also the wrong takeaway. the kids need slop too. ideally from the moment you start reading board books to your kid you should try and work in a ratio of like 7 things that are actually good to 2 that are mid but have potential and 1 thats complete dogshit. this will allow them to start exercising the parts of your brain you use to form and develop media opinions as soon as possible. follow my instructions to the t and gen beta or whatever the hell they're gonna call the next one will start producing the kind of experimental webfiction the likes of which we are not yet capable of imagining. you'll see. you'll all see.

[jareckiworld]

Gertrude Abercrombie (1909-1977) — Message for Mercy [oil on board, 1950]

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[willowmute]

instead of having an indicator for if a user is online, it should only change colour if they're having a migraine. to a lurid magenta

[power-chords]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

give it up for “Groflet”

[dog-teeth]

minigames

[willowmute]

the knowledge of knife sharpening makes it clearer than any other that some people live universes away from you

[pissvortex]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

[willowmute]

surprising amount of videogame references to Die Toteninsel. signalis (obvs), kentucky route zero, fate/grand order (?), a destiny 2 expansion (???)

[willowmute]

ah also Phoenix Springs. you should play the underappreciated sci-fi point-and-click game Phoenix Springs

[willowmute]

unfortunately I have become Important At Work. it remains to be seen if it will Ruin My Life

[willowmute]

being paid a truly laughably small amount of extra money for being Important. we're talking one packet of taste the difference cheese twists a week here

[malachia-il-bibliotecario]

cicero: 80% of the things that caelius here has been accused of aren't even imputations. they're just gossip. they aren't provable. it's plain it's just personal. you all should be ashamed of yourselves this is unacceptable

cicero 10 minutes later: this woman and her brother - sorry her husband -sorry her brother - sorry - what was it again - I messed up lmao it's hard not to - mehercle I'm so funny caelius don't thank me- anyway this woman and her husband - brother - hold on lmfao