willowmute

murmuring marsh-singer

[willowmute]

going to the government-run garden centre to get a clematis

[gremlininho]

[kikmessenger]

nose.com/smells/inquire

[3liza]

for years, the game Project Zomboid has pissed me off because approximately half of the female zombies i kill and loot have a "strapless bra" in their inventories. i believe this is casually misogynistic (in a negligent way, not a malevolent one) because most normal women in real life wear strapless bras maybe 4 times in their entire lives, generally to rare events like weddings or prom, and at almost no other time. ie, i will never just be hanging out in my house in a tshirt and jeans with a strapless bra on. never. so i am making this poll to email to the devs when i submit my second complaint about the strapless bra loot table drop rate. you can assist me by voting and reblogging. i added a bunch of options just for fun but the bra/no bra/strapless bra are the big three.

if YOU were turned into a zombie right now, and I caved your head in with a shovel, what kind of bra would i find on your corpse?

WOMEN: what kind of bra or chest undergarment are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

no bra, nothing under my shirt, or entirely topless

"NORMAL" bra: cups, shoulder straps, rib band, underwire or no underwire

STRAPLESS bra

sports bra

binder

bralette or similar item

binding tape, ace bandage or wrap

nipple tape or pasties

compression shirt or bodysuit

tank top/undershirt/bodysuit/leotard of some kind but no "bra" per se

i am not a woman but it's important that i get to participate

i dont have a torso, i am the Fresno Nightcrawler but i want my vote to be count

Voting ended onAug 11

i am only half serious about this, but i am going to email the devs anyway. politely. because it does bother me

[3liza]

for years, the game Project Zomboid has pissed me off because approximately half of the female zombies i kill and loot have a "strapless bra" in their inventories. i believe this is casually misogynistic (in a negligent way, not a malevolent one) because most normal women in real life wear strapless bras maybe 4 times in their entire lives, generally to rare events like weddings or prom, and at almost no other time. ie, i will never just be hanging out in my house in a tshirt and jeans with a strapless bra on. never. so i am making this poll to email to the devs when i submit my second complaint about the strapless bra loot table drop rate. you can assist me by voting and reblogging. i added a bunch of options just for fun but the bra/no bra/strapless bra are the big three.

if YOU were turned into a zombie right now, and I caved your head in with a shovel, what kind of bra would i find on your corpse?

WOMEN: what kind of bra or chest undergarment are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

no bra, nothing under my shirt, or entirely topless

"NORMAL" bra: cups, shoulder straps, rib band, underwire or no underwire

STRAPLESS bra

sports bra

binder

bralette or similar item

binding tape, ace bandage or wrap

nipple tape or pasties

compression shirt or bodysuit

tank top/undershirt/bodysuit/leotard of some kind but no "bra" per se

i am not a woman but it's important that i get to participate

i dont have a torso, i am the Fresno Nightcrawler but i want my vote to be count

Voting ended onAug 11

i am only half serious about this, but i am going to email the devs anyway. politely. because it does bother me

[zoombini]

and like i saw someone with their pictish beast fully off leash at the fishmonger's yesterday fleece mangy as fuck and it was snapping up atlantic mackerels whenever its owner had their back turned i'm telling you it's crazy out here

[dreadwedge]

i test superpowers on my youtube channel. i have every power but no divine calling or moral ambition so instead its just speople send in power ideas and i review them. they will say something like "wifi enabled breasts" and i will try it out and say 2/5 kinda tingle. they will say "power to duplicate and command mice. i try it and say 4/5 my mouses army pleasant softness make me feel content. they say "deep fry and consume your own arms". i say thats not really a power,. but ok. 3/5. and thats the episode that blow ups. now im famous for arms and all my new suggestions are eating different body parts. i could ignore them but the money is too good. i try the normal ideas like jump really high but nobody watches. and i cant just make new money with a power bc nobody suggested that plus i have a deep respect for the economy. cry in my youtube mansion full of mice and i always smell like oil

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[hexjulia]

yeah so about the memory palace. I guess you were using these -what did you call them? Whatever. I guess you were using all these trinkets to find your way around, but it was just getting really cluttered in there. Seemed like it got a little fuller every time I opened the door, and honestly. yeah i walked around in your memory palace obviously how else would I know about the clutter, let's stay on topic-- anyway the rooms really weren't being used to their full potential and i think the sculptures were blocking the light. So I put them on ebay yeah. No you can't take them back now they're already halfway across the country and besides I think that's illegal. That's theft. I'm sure you'll think of another way to remember all that shit you don't even like.

Have you considered tenants? There's really plenty of room in there now. Did you know there's a housing crisis.

[willowmute]

it's deformed woman summer

[catbountry]

Shout out to the weird-ass Marfan bitches who are all fucked up and killing it from my little sister with Marfan syndrome.

[3liza]

SHOUT OUT MARFAN BITCHES

[willowmute]

that's right!!!!!!!

[willowmute]

it's deformed woman summer

[magicalastronomies]

[3liza]

a raccoon with shortened spine syndrome--referred to as "Jimothy" by residents--is being documented for the first time in Seattle. extremely rare condition and only seen a handful of times in dogs, it's incredible that he's reached juvenile adulthood and appears to be doing pretty well

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[chloros1s]

copic pieces from 2024(?)

[willowmute]

patio blueberries. it's what everyone's talking about

[willowmute]

realised that when I'm mildly to moderately upset about something I exclusively express it in litotes. it really must be a 10/10 hatred for me to speak straightforwardly