Sometimes the Cow Takes Your Gold

@willowsle

|Britné|25|♀|infp|Virgo| . I mostly reblog Dragon Age, Solas, Mass Effect, Jaal, Garrus, Baldur's Gate, Fallout, Elder Scrolls stuff and sometimes other random things i like. . I don't tag consistently because i'm too lazy. Also, this tumblr runs on queue. . NSFW and NOT spoiler free.

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Hiatus

So my old computer decided to blow up and i had to get a new one. Without any of my old crap because it won’t turn on. Therefore all my xkit stuff is gone and my blacklist! Hiatus for a bit while because i just can’t stand to be here right now.

#sorry

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real gamers are too lazy to play games

xtec

real gamers have depression

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real gamers cry themselves to sleep at night asking where they went wrong

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Y'ALL OK?????

xtec

yea sure bro

bisexualgambit

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

team-akatsuki

Solas: Expressions

littlebirdofprey

That’s it, that’s the game

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Trespassing

Welcome

pnutbutterprincess

Did an art trade with the amazing @stressedobsessedmess and look at this beautiful drawing she gave me to color! She sent the lineart and then I colored it.

Darling Fenris, with glasses, which I am very weak for.

Here’s the Anders she colored for me. I enjoyed this so much and I’d love to do it again!

jane-shepard

watching jon snow choke that rat bastard littlefinger for even daring to claim ‘love’ for his sister sent me to another realm of reality

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I’m combining the tarot theme and limited colour palette challenges because that seemed like a good idea at the time.

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How do you say fuck you and everything you stand for in flowers?

Assuming you want a small but potent hit to make it a personal comment. The following bouquet wishes plenty of malice and for once would actually look aesthetically pleasing.

In the center you’ll want Wild Tansy meaning I declare war against you and for all you stand for you’ll probably want to surround the Tansy with Dodder, a parasitic plant which represents lack that necessitates friendship - or meanness in the old fashioned sense.

St John’s Wort meaning animosity mixed Pumpkin Flower meaning crudeness. Then Basil meaning hatred, Red or White Garden Anemone meaning illness or poison (it was once believed just breathing the anemone would make one ill), Fragrant Coltsfoot means in this context you’ll get what you deserve. The whole thing should be wrapped in Privet, which means prohibition - in other words stay away. If the sentiment has been a long time coming you’ll want to have privet with berries.

If you want a more public statement, let me know.