ex mrs wilson #4

canary | she/her | about me house brainrot

[wilson-md]

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[titojefie]

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[realbeefman]

it really fucks me up how often house md has this message of “the love was there. just not enough.” because of COURSE chase and cameron loved each other. of course house and cuddy were in love and foreman and thirteen were in love and wilson and sam were and cuddy and lucas and house and lydia and house and stacy and taub and rachel but. it just wasn’t enough. the love was there and it matters that it was there. but it saves no one. it fixes nothing. they still move on. they still leave. somebody is always left alone in the end. EXCEPT house wilson who broke this pattern For Yaoi rasones.

[titojefie]

wilson🤨

[lucaswarmhotchocolate]

This was so jarring my mind immediately went to “omg they’re fucking in the janitor’s closet”

[onfirekittyturtle]

taubner art once again!

reference ...

[homunculus-argument]

You've heard of somebody's flattering favourite being referred to as their "lapdog", someone aggressively protective being their beloved's "guard dog", and I have a suggestion of another canine companion dynamic: sheepdog. Someone who loves you and that's why they annoy and pester you to go do the things you were supposed to do, just for the joy of making you go into the direction you were supposed to be going. Has no chill and has to be actively given an order to let you chill. The dynamic of

'you can't make me" vs. "no, but I can annoy you until you do"

[sideblog-9000]

[gayemoji]

i think im an outlier in this world but

what convinced you to start watching house

tumblr bombardment (are my mutuals okay like fr)

dr. mike reactions

i was invested during its run

after its run, but because it was a popular show

one of the guest stars

literally just hugh laurie. love that guy. did you know he has a jazz album

tiktok clips

mousebites

Voting ended onOct 11, 2024

[titojefie]

wilson🤨

[titojefie]

daily house life

[househrt]

house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race and the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

[eggblackoutpoetry]

[swiffin]

The heart and the mind (and they’re in love)

I’m so normal about these fictional doctors…

[ID: house md fanart. House and Wilson back to back looking at eachother. A brain and a heart fill the background. Wilson has his hand up, looks mildly annoyed and house looks a little devious. The colours are muted red and yellow and dark grey. End ID]

[starlightseraph]

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

[housewifemd]

this is an in character rationalization for a real life problem impacting the show. But i think Cuddy heard house was dead and went oh my god did you see the body?? and heard "he was too badly burnt we identified him from dental records" and she hung up the phone and did not go to the funeral of a Living Man

[ihcxc]

Gregory House, House M.D., 1×9 // Thorned Jesus, recreation of Guido Reni's "Ecce Homo", circa 1640

Gregory House, House M.D., 1×11 // Head of Christ Crowned with Thorns, Guido Reni, 1620

[magnetic-maverick]

Hilson is canon in the Italian dub

[titojefie]

sway