Tired Dad™

click navigation for links ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ My name is Wilson Percival Higgsbury, and it looks like Maxwell's trapped another one. Welcome to the island. And please, try not to die. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ This is an ask/RP blog for Wilson Higgsbury from the game Don't Starve. Blog may get a little 18+ at times but not much M!A: N/A Time: N/A Check the links please!! Go here for links on mobile Donate?

[wilson-the-scientist]

I’m just gunna debate on what to do with this blog for a few days lmao

[wilson-the-scientist]

right so anyway mom’s bitching about me being on the computer since I got home which of course is never the case but whatever so I’m gunna bounce

[pilotryearchive]

sometimes you binge play dont starve, and you get a lot of skins 

[wilson-the-scientist]

what happened to my music player

[wilson-the-scientist]

no it’s still there in the code

[wilson-the-scientist]

what happened to my music player

[wilson-the-scientist]

I can’t believe people were still following this blog after I vanished again for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ten months

[wilson-the-scientist]

who the hell is even here anymore

[wilson-the-scientist]

hey

[wilson-the-scientist]

Is that a fucking link it has there omg Anyway use this invite link to get cookie wars so I can get free stuff 👏👏👏👏

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send an Icon to Find my Muse:

🍺 completely drunk

🚑 bleeding in an alleyway

🔪standing behind yours with a knife

⛓tied/chained up

🌊washed up along the shore

❓ wandering the streets with no memory

✋ standing over an unmoving figure

🍽 starving

🛒 for sale

🔫 adrift in space

⚔ in the middle of a fight/battle

⚜trying to poison a high ranking official/ruler

🌩outside in a terrible storm

🚂 in the seat next to yours during traveling

🕵️‍♂️ spying on your muse

👮‍♀️ in prison

👨‍⚕️in the hospital

🛏 unconscious

🔥+ add your own!

Or: add ♻ to reverse roles!

[tiggyloo]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

Hi guys! I’m back at college which means I won’t have a job again until (maybe) summer. So I’m opening commissions!

THESE ARE ALL STARTING PRICES! PRICES CHANGE WITH MORE COMPLEX CHARACTERS!

There is an additional cost per character, starting at $ 10 USD for one or two adds and going up to $ 15 USD for three or more adds. When adds are grouped with shading the starting price goes up to $ 15 USD for one or two adds and $ 20 USD for three or more adds

I only accept payments via PayPal Invoice

I will not start a commission until the payment is made in full. For commissions $ 50 USD and up I’ll take half payment upfront and half when the commission is done (I would prefer it just be paid in full, but I know some people don’t want to drop that much all at once. You will not receive your commission until both payments are made)

If you’d like a commission please email me at [email protected] with subject “commission” and please be ready with reference pictures included!

I will not do 18+ commissions (unless you make a really good offer lol) but I will accept 18+ reference sheets

I will work on commissions in the order I get them

I reserve the right to deny a commission

Please feel free to check my art tag (”phoebe draws” also direct link on my sidebar links) for more examples

(And my $ 3 USD my little pony YCHs are still available as well!)

[nuka-rockit]

may I present: a mood

[dateon]

because she was harassed so bad with graphic murder threats that she had a break down. yall are literally evil

[ybee]

like how she made Literal graphics of killing trans people? lol try again!

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood

[wilson-the-scientist]

Like Shannon won't even talk about this shit. We're tired of her selfish ass. She's fucking out. I don't care what we have to do, she's FUCKING OUT

[wilson-the-scientist]

Okay Shannon's moving out whether she wants to or not

[zendayascoleman]

i do not know a SINGLE person, not even out of my friends, not even out of the most woke people on this damn site, that only likes unproblematic things. every single one of us likes something that’s fucking garbage. so some of y’all can climb down off your high horses and stop competing for the “least problematic” award honest to god.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]