WAHOO

🚨UNREALITY WARNING 🚨

[wimzy-and-joy]

HAI!

Pronouns: They/Them

It is I, the fabulous Wimzi! I am currently living in Hammerlocke, and am currently at an internship with the battle cafe!

Please talk to me about dragons I fucking love them so much oh my arc

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The Gang:

Slip (Dragapult): really likes cheesecake. Also cuddles. Has been with me ever since my accident. Has trouble flying.

Bacon (Tepig): I got this as a gift from a pal in Unova. I don’t know if it thinks that hard. Sleeps a lot. Likes the stuffed Gengar I have.

Zippo (Absol-Ninetails Hybrid): Given by a friend! Commonly forgets its horn exists.

Slop (Dratini): The thing. Likes to get wet. A lot.

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CURRENT ARC: Truth, Ideals, the Unovan Way. Wimzi, Starfrost (and occasionally a few friends) have taken a trip to Unova. However, a familiar foe has found a shard of Eternatus, and is using it for his own gain. While the future seems bleak, someone can help.

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Previous Arcs: Awakening of the Dragon. Wimzi gets a strange message from someone, sending them and their companions on a strange trip throughout Galar, in an attempt to change the mind of a sinister force. The Tower: PT 1, PT 2, END Meeting: PT 1, PT 2, FINALE

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OOC STUFF BELOW:

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Hey! Getting back into rotomblr after a bit of a break. Stay if you would like!

BOUNDARIES:

The block button is my friend.

Wimzi is 18. And Aro-Ace. Please for the love of Arceus and all that is holy: do not simp for the goober.

I apologize if I get a few things wrong about canon, I have a flat brain. Please don’t send a hate ask about it though.

This is mostly a chill blog. However, I am running a High Stakes arc, so Wimzi may not be able to participate in other ones. (you could also ask/send me a dm to check though, I won’t mind!)

(This blog is ran by @selldemapplez-again)

[licensed2faint]

What the hell do I do in Unova? Like, my best idea is to find the fragment currently but like, where the fuck would it be hidden? Like, is it in a big ass building with the words “we’re evil!!!” on it?

- @wimzy-and-joy

Try Lacunosa Crater, but BE CAREFUL!!! and also bring a jacket.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Okay, do you have any idea where that is?

[IMAGE ID:]

The map Laika gifted Wimzi last night. The big ass red liquid is still dried on it, with a bunch of red circles surrounding various important locations.

[licensed2faint]

top right corner of the map, near lacunosa village. make sure you have a good team and an escape route planned at all times. What lives in the crater is not friendly, but it's not fast, either

[wimzy-and-joy]

what lives there.

[licensed2faint]

biiiiig dragon/ice type. a maneater, too. over in this universe i caught him to remove the danger he poses, but the people of lacunosa still don't go out at night. can't say i blame them.

i try to keep his existence a secret, just because i know what happens when rumors of powerful pokemon get too loud, but you deserve to know what you're up against.

he rarely ventures outside the cave system, but it's good to be prepared.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Damn, is it really that bad? I heard based on gossip that there were two dragons or something, is this one of them?

[licensed2faint]

uh. maybe. the two dragons are zekrom and reshiram, I'm the 'chosen' of reshiram. we don't actually know what's up with this other guy, but he's dragon type and shares the same basic body plan as the other two, so it's likely he's related somehow. Legendaries tend to come in threes, after all.

i straight up just found him living in the crater after 3/4ths of lacunosa said 'hey don't go in the crater there's a Fucking Thing in there' but other than lacunosa's warnings, he doesn't have any associated mythos.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Anything else I should know about?

[licensed2faint]

What the hell do I do in Unova? Like, my best idea is to find the fragment currently but like, where the fuck would it be hidden? Like, is it in a big ass building with the words “we’re evil!!!” on it?

- @wimzy-and-joy

Try Lacunosa Crater, but BE CAREFUL!!! and also bring a jacket.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Okay, do you have any idea where that is?

[IMAGE ID:]

The map Laika gifted Wimzi last night. The big ass red liquid is still dried on it, with a bunch of red circles surrounding various important locations.

[licensed2faint]

top right corner of the map, near lacunosa village. make sure you have a good team and an escape route planned at all times. What lives in the crater is not friendly, but it's not fast, either

[wimzy-and-joy]

what lives there.

[licensed2faint]

biiiiig dragon/ice type. a maneater, too. over in this universe i caught him to remove the danger he poses, but the people of lacunosa still don't go out at night. can't say i blame them.

i try to keep his existence a secret, just because i know what happens when rumors of powerful pokemon get too loud, but you deserve to know what you're up against.

he rarely ventures outside the cave system, but it's good to be prepared.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Damn, is it really that bad? I heard based on gossip that there were two dragons or something, is this one of them?

[licensed2faint]

What the hell do I do in Unova? Like, my best idea is to find the fragment currently but like, where the fuck would it be hidden? Like, is it in a big ass building with the words “we’re evil!!!” on it?

- @wimzy-and-joy

Try Lacunosa Crater, but BE CAREFUL!!! and also bring a jacket.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Okay, do you have any idea where that is?

[IMAGE ID:]

The map Laika gifted Wimzi last night. The big ass red liquid is still dried on it, with a bunch of red circles surrounding various important locations.

[licensed2faint]

top right corner of the map, near lacunosa village. make sure you have a good team and an escape route planned at all times. What lives in the crater is not friendly, but it's not fast, either

[wimzy-and-joy]

what lives there.

[licensed2faint]

What the hell do I do in Unova? Like, my best idea is to find the fragment currently but like, where the fuck would it be hidden? Like, is it in a big ass building with the words “we’re evil!!!” on it?

- @wimzy-and-joy

Try Lacunosa Crater, but BE CAREFUL!!! and also bring a jacket.

[wimzy-and-joy]

Okay, do you have any idea where that is?

[IMAGE ID:]

The map Laika gifted Wimzi last night. The big ass red liquid is still dried on it, with a bunch of red circles surrounding various important locations.

[wimzy-and-joy]

[ rosier is here! A shiny Porygon Z appears before you with a map of unova , plasmas castle and some cave systems are circled as well .. there is a faded reddish cluster of .. what you can only hope is water damage]

The note attached simply reads

" ignore the stain. I've had this since I left at ten. Anyway yeah I get you.. this might help ^^ I'm not using it anymore and I cannot ignore the stain anymore so I'd rather pass it on"

~ ❤️ Laika

@rocketunionhead )

did.

did you kill the kool aid man.

laika please tell me the kool aid man is alive.

[little-safehouse]

Ohhh back when my blood was still red anyway ignore the stain anyway the koolaid man is thriving and growing with biglett dwdw it's all good.

I hope this helps out though plus people tend to be rather friendly when you ask for directions too it's one thing I kinda miss about the region

[wimzy-and-joy]

It will, thank you so much-

Im sorry what about your blood. It’s supposed to be red Laika. what happened to your blood.

[little-safehouse]

I got soooooo sad once it turned blueeee

[wimzy-and-joy]

what

hospital

[little-safehouse]

I think we are past hospital for me 💀

[wimzy-and-joy]

hospital 2

[wimzy-and-joy]

[ rosier is here! A shiny Porygon Z appears before you with a map of unova , plasmas castle and some cave systems are circled as well .. there is a faded reddish cluster of .. what you can only hope is water damage]

The note attached simply reads

" ignore the stain. I've had this since I left at ten. Anyway yeah I get you.. this might help ^^ I'm not using it anymore and I cannot ignore the stain anymore so I'd rather pass it on"

~ ❤️ Laika

@rocketunionhead )

did.

did you kill the kool aid man.

laika please tell me the kool aid man is alive.

[little-safehouse]

Ohhh back when my blood was still red anyway ignore the stain anyway the koolaid man is thriving and growing with biglett dwdw it's all good.

I hope this helps out though plus people tend to be rather friendly when you ask for directions too it's one thing I kinda miss about the region

[wimzy-and-joy]

It will, thank you so much-

Im sorry what about your blood. It’s supposed to be red Laika. what happened to your blood.

[little-safehouse]

I got soooooo sad once it turned blueeee

[wimzy-and-joy]

what

hospital

[wimzy-and-joy]

[ rosier is here! A shiny Porygon Z appears before you with a map of unova , plasmas castle and some cave systems are circled as well .. there is a faded reddish cluster of .. what you can only hope is water damage]

The note attached simply reads

" ignore the stain. I've had this since I left at ten. Anyway yeah I get you.. this might help ^^ I'm not using it anymore and I cannot ignore the stain anymore so I'd rather pass it on"

~ ❤️ Laika

@rocketunionhead )

did.

did you kill the kool aid man.

laika please tell me the kool aid man is alive.

[little-safehouse]

Ohhh back when my blood was still red anyway ignore the stain anyway the koolaid man is thriving and growing with biglett dwdw it's all good.

I hope this helps out though plus people tend to be rather friendly when you ask for directions too it's one thing I kinda miss about the region

[wimzy-and-joy]

It will, thank you so much-

Im sorry what about your blood. It’s supposed to be red Laika. what happened to your blood.

[wimzy-and-joy]

[ rosier is here! A shiny Porygon Z appears before you with a map of unova , plasmas castle and some cave systems are circled as well .. there is a faded reddish cluster of .. what you can only hope is water damage]

The note attached simply reads

" ignore the stain. I've had this since I left at ten. Anyway yeah I get you.. this might help ^^ I'm not using it anymore and I cannot ignore the stain anymore so I'd rather pass it on"

~ ❤️ Laika

@rocketunionhead )

did.

did you kill the kool aid man.

laika please tell me the kool aid man is alive.

[wimzy-and-joy]

dude I don’t know if I can live without kool aid

[wimzy-and-joy]

[ rosier is here! A shiny Porygon Z appears before you with a map of unova , plasmas castle and some cave systems are circled as well .. there is a faded reddish cluster of .. what you can only hope is water damage]

The note attached simply reads

" ignore the stain. I've had this since I left at ten. Anyway yeah I get you.. this might help ^^ I'm not using it anymore and I cannot ignore the stain anymore so I'd rather pass it on"

~ ❤️ Laika

@rocketunionhead )

did.

did you kill the kool aid man.

laika please tell me the kool aid man is alive.

[little-safehouse]

Sooo I just landed in Unova. If you were an evil team (mustache included) hiding a fragment of a shattered god, do you know where you would put it?

- @wimzy-and-joy

Uhhhl probably somewhere in the region that's a pain in the ass to navigate and that not many are willing to go in?

If I remember right anywhere near that old fuckass castle , cave or in da woods

[wimzy-and-joy]

I mean, that a good start… but I am from galar. And have never traveled. Soooo I have NO FUCKING IDEA WBERE ANY OF THAT IS

[little-safehouse]

Let me dig out my old map and circle some stuff.. I'm pretty sure I brought it with? I can send it over

[wimzy-and-joy]

PLEASE I AM SO LOST

THE FUCKING CLOSEST PLACE I CAN RECOGNIZE IS A STARYUBUCKS AND EVERYTHING IS DOUBLE THE SIZE AND TRIPLE THE CALORIES

[little-safehouse]

Sooo I just landed in Unova. If you were an evil team (mustache included) hiding a fragment of a shattered god, do you know where you would put it?

- @wimzy-and-joy

Uhhhl probably somewhere in the region that's a pain in the ass to navigate and that not many are willing to go in?

If I remember right anywhere near that old fuckass castle , cave or in da woods

[wimzy-and-joy]

I mean, that a good start… but I am from galar. And have never traveled. Soooo I have NO FUCKING IDEA WBERE ANY OF THAT IS

[wimzy-and-joy]

Welp, new day. Gonna look for the fragment after breakfast.

Now… just where do I start?

[licensed2faint]

Sometimes I wished I lived in a world where those guys who convince you you can do pokemon moves were right. What if i kicked you hard and also my foot was on fire. that would be awesome (for me)

[wimzy-and-joy]

[ Rosier is here! A shiny porygon_Z appears with a package!] x5 stolen hyper potions from a trainer!

~ ❤️Laika ( @rocketunionhead

YAY! No idea why the potions have "To Samuel, happy birthday" on them, but FREE POTIONS WOOO

[ivipl1]

@ everyone in the group chat lets all melt together into one terrible mound of flesh!!!

[wimzy-and-joy]

//arc is currently paused cause i wanna be silly and not serious. Plus, i wanna focus on my game’s lore so if you want to have more story based shit DM me and I’ll send you the server link