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WOW he is LITERALLY me !!!

#rip to yall but my parasocial relationship is different 🥰🥰🥰🥰#me every playoffs from 2015 to 2019 switching into full sharks mode bc the habs sucked #and now the reverse…#this is kind of the highlight of the season i already know it will not be getting better for me just lemme have this thanks #san jose sharks #carey price

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girl who likes every taylor swift song: i love the new taylor swift song guys

#its time for MY alloted 5 minutes of being an obnoxious swiftie and you’re all gonna hear about it and know ME

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Ilia Malinin for Dazed (Summer 2026 Issue) (-)

#my little prince…princess?…….monarch.#ilia malinin

pouring one out for the hockey community tonight who are suffering the grevious loss of my and my mutuals’ endlessly charming and entertaining 5-note text posts. worry not, for we will soar again on eagles’ wings in the fall

#that time of the season where all of the hot funny people have retired for the summer #toasting this g&t to all of you #habs lb

who do we have to kill on this defense to let xhekaj back in and how soon can we get it done

#at least he plays like he cares. 45-47 will just be skating around looking lost #no they dont provide defense but at least they also dont provide offense or any kind of energy at all #habs lb

imagine how elite this defense could be if matheson or dobson had anything at all in their skulls

#please add a fMRI as part of the physical #habs lb

canes getting every call possible and the blowjob brothers on tnt are still gonna be on here talking abt “don’t you think the canes are owed a few calls 🤔”

#just put me out of my misery this is awful to watch #habs lb

go ahead and smile rod brindamour but remember your final destination

#the endless offsides clock is ruining the integrity of this sport genuinely a bad product #habs lb

they call them the one shot wonders

#these damn habs 😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM #habs lb

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alysa liu bay area swag

#thee it girl #alysa liu

they’re calling him the worst to ever do it

#bottom left matheson we are not shocked we are not surprised #sorry if i cant lash my whipping boy after a habs loss i have nothing #if matheson must be crucified to save the habs then so be it #habs lb

habs are just slow as hell we need to instill them with all the neuroses of figure skaters who start moving like methheads during competition

#please god take all of amber glenn’s pain and give it to carrier slow ass #habs lb

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all jokes aside girl why the hell is josh anderson the central figure of the game what are we doing here

#AND AGAIN #but i’ll take it #habs lb

struble has chronic Klingberg Syndrome where the second he sees a shinpad his brain shuts off and he’s compelled to shoot the puck as hard as possible straight into that guy’s leg

#put his ass back in the press box #habs lb

the way the men of the hockey world only develop empathy the second a cup check happens is fascinating. someone should write a highly controversial yet brave substack article on this

#i.e. someone should take the heat and not me #but anyway it is interesting that all other forms of violence are condoned and if you dont like it you’re a pussy until that happens #which is akin to a war crime #worse even. based on their reactions to Other Happenings in this space #like you could sustain a serious brain injury and the broadcast will be like ooh well keep your head up #meanwhile you get tapped between the legs and you have Insulted Men Everywhere #habs lb

someone tell marty to run fourth line arber xhekaj again i wanna see something

#everyone out here skating like its a sunday stroll in the park we need a real Hater out there #habs lb

i know the game’s on hbo max but they need to stop playing that hotd trailer i’m overstimulated enough as it is without rhaenyra’s fine crazy ass showing up

#rip alicent hightower you would have loved culturally catholic habs hockey devotion #habs lb

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