Alexis

18 y/o II Bi II She/her or your highness/your majesty II I identify as nothing but a bitch II I post crap and sometimes, when the full moon and the stars are right I post something actually good II I cry underneath the stars and tell the moon all my secrets

[winchesters-milligan]

This is no longer a safe space, good bye

[prisonhannibal]

seeing posts about shows/comics/movies etc I’m not familiar with

[fishfingersandscarves]

lizard eliot :)

here, have some:

[nilesfreeman]

[dragonindigo245]

Delicious

[official-lucifers-child]

[smolfroggy-deactivated20220520]

[the-quasar-hero]

[theautumnace]

[everkings]

Festive Fall Ace Beverages, for you and yours

[pudsdamoggie]

Cheers

[volley-ball-101]

A fat chunk of the Mutuals I vibe with are aro or ace so I am very much inclined to respect my homies

[hey-op-just-kill-me]

[verucastutu]

[verbalrickroll]

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

[wheezes-in-unsolved]

I don’t have any drinking memes, so just know that I’m chugging my water after posting this

[cryingrainbowsandrocksongs-deac]

Ready!

[breakfast-deadman]

Take a fuckign sip babes

[lunelicmoone]

[winchesters-milligan]

“Fight your inner demons!”

... but what if they’re hot?

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

I want to say, also, that violence against Asian Americans is a real thing (especially in the wake of covid) but especially towards Southeast Asian and dark-skinned Asian women, as well as working class Asian women and sex workers. Your support for Asian people must extend towards them, which includes donating to them when there isn't an awful tragedy happening.

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

this is rebloggable

[memeuplift]

[algaeguy]

happy wishing, everybody :-)

[winchesters-milligan]

The only way I can actively learn for biology (evolution is the topic) is by singing it all to the tune of ‘Lolita’ by Lana del Rey I have no words

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is what the queen and prince philip look like

[pastabot]

you ever see a gif set of a show and you’re like “i hope whatever that is is cancelled”

[powerfulwizard]

[iamoutofideas]

I would NEVER cancel that :(

[powerfulwizard]

Ok ducks eating peas fandom blog

[winchesters-milligan]

“You know, I’m so frustrated, I’m just gonna turn into a guy”

Me, explaining why I changed my mind and, instead of going as Musa from Winx club for the theme “childhood heroes”, I decided to go as Percy Jackson, after finding out that my friends do not put any effort into their costumes

[winchesters-milligan]

at this point my fathers aggression has gotten to a point where a part of me actively worries that, when my mom gets the divorce and we move out, that he might try to find and harm us in some way when he’s drunk

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how does being punched in the face feel like

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

literally i just wanna know

[burn-brighter-than-fire]

It depends on where you get hit

Cheek: a round dull pain that clocks your entire head in a different direction. It’s painful and throbs but the main effect of a punch to the cheek is how jarring it is. You feel it in your mouth, your teeth. And no matter how you position that punch the knuckles will always hit the jaw and cheek bones adding a frame of sharp pain in which the redness will be painted.

Temple: getting hit on the temple pushes your head to the side rather than turning it. It’s disorienting because it leaves you very off balance. It essentially feels like a bad pressure headache, like when you have a sinus infection on a plane, but in one spot and on the outside. It’s sharp in the middle and radiates outward and even after the initial impact it pulses like an earthquake epicenter. It easily causes long lasting headaches and is the most likely of these examples to cause a concussion.

Eye: this is a weird one. The fist doesn’t fit within the eye socket so either the knuckles on the brow and cheeks bones protect the actual eye or they don’t. The former option gives a full spreading pain below the eye which results in the classic black eye look and a sharp pain on your brow similar to hitting your shin on the couch. The latter option, well bad things can happen when a hard fast object makes direct contact with your eye but for the sake of this it feels like a vacuum bc the concave shape is being covered and pressurized. The eye feels pushed back and pulled forward all at once. It doesn’t necessarily hurt that bad for that long unless the punch was meant to do damage. I’m fortunate to say I don’t know what it would feel like then.

Nose: remember that prank kids used to pull where they’d line up their hands with their nose, push them in one direction and crack a knuckle at the same time to pretend to break their nose? Yeah that’s what it looks like when someone punches you from the side in the nose, except it’s someone else’s hand and your nose makes the sound instead of their knuckle. It’s just like breaking any bone where you hear it and feel the action if it being done but that moment of shock blankets you for a split second until all the pain comes rushing back. It’s sharp and needlelike and can give you black eyes just to add insult to injury. If you get hit in the nose from the front it’s like the uncomfortableness of when you have to sneeze but can’t. Except that feeling took all the steroids and is now using your face as a punching bag to express its roid rage. It crackles outward like static electricity under your skin, your eyesight gets fuzzy and you can’t tell if it’s because you’re tearing up, it’s hard to open your eyes, or you’re momentarily stunned and blinded. Just know it’s all three. I find that this one knocks the wind out of you the most. Gotta remind yourself to breathe just don’t try to do it through your nose.

If you really want to know what this feels like I’d suggest joining a mixed martial arts because they’ll teach you correct form and power distribution and you can spar with pads and actually hit each other.

I’d also recommend learning what it feels like to punch someone in the face. It’s much more fun and pretty damn cathartic when they deserve it.

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i was just being stupid but these descriptions are actually so well written i could feel them lmao bless

[jenniferrpovey]

Well, thanks for “being stupid,” because this is a great ref for writers.

[alloutshirt]

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

[sorjuanas]

the ability to see other people's tags when they rb your posts in the activity center is the ultimate tumblr update. no more losing my dignity checking every single rb on my posts to see if they tagged it as something now it feels like i am an almighty god who sees everything. bc i am

[cranity]

Was thinking about modern AU and these are the only acceptable outfit variations for Qui-Gon

[cranity]

He shows up to whatever the modern day Jedi Council equivalent is wearing this:

[cranity]

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

I will never not reblog this