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cas / 30 / Fromsoft Fiend / Bookwyrm / Horror Enthusiast / Tea Drinker Extraordinare / NSFW likes and reblogs / pfp by @nocturnaea

[dogpuppy]

[windupbard]

@nocturnaea and I

[hemipenal-system]

oh to slowly relentlessly sink my teeth into someone

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[menaslg]

Night's Cavalry

[sodor-memetime]

[thoodleoo]

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

[thoodleoo]

catch me on the playground playing sacrifices

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[zouisbreakup]

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[the-forcemascinator]

i'll never apologize for the noises i'm making ;)

*cut to the sounds of scraping and clanking metal, only to emerge from a room with kissy marks on my face and the clear indent of a gauntlet around my neck*

[resident-idiot-simp]

[slipperyweaver]

@quippso

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[hamstr]

wanted to draw cecil with a braid ✨

[benjoyment]

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)