NO GENIUS

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

[windwhirler]

inuzukafang replied to your post

You okay there, pal?

Yes!  Do you like my 'selfie'?

[windwhirler]

[kakashihatakesenpai]

You and Gai are so similar….do you still challenge Naruto?

[windwhirler]

Of course! Just because Naruto-kun may outrank me as Hokage doesn't mean he is not my friend. We started off as equals and teammates, so it would be disrespectful to think anything different of him as an adult. He has only proven to be more difficult competition than I expected, which I believe is a good thing!

[sadtitty-deactivated20150118]

heard u were talkin shit abt gai sensei

[ok10s]

lee does the nicest braids and neji takes full advantage of that

[kakashihatakesenpai]

Lee, I was just messing with you. You don’t need to do that.

[windwhirler]

What? Oh.

Well...I have already returned, so I suppose it does not matter.

[foolsfire]

Welcome back Lee, I’m assuming this means that you’ve been running errands yourself?

[windwhirler]

Yes, a few! Nothing very challenging, but I make sure to always do my grocery shoppings on this day of the week. That way on my jog home, I can greet Old Man Takashi-san during his lawn work!

Though that is enough about my schedule; how has today been treating you?

[kakashihatakesenpai]

Do you think it’s a bad thing? I think Gai would disagree. 

[windwhirler]

N..No!  I have always sworn by being optimistic whenever possible! That was a foolish question to ask... now I shall run 50 laps for doubting Gai-sensei's teaching! B.R.B.!

[windwhirler]

[kakashihatakesenpai]

Lee. Yo. You’re always so chipper.

[windwhirler]

Oh if only my record was that consistent, Kakashi-sensei!  Er...

Unless you meant that as a bad thing, of course. Is it a bad thing..??

[windwhirler]

Hello, everyone! I hope your days have been pleasant and filled with successfully run errands!

[inuzukafang]

I’m pretty sure you are…

My dietary habits are great! I’m getting lots of protein! Not so much of the rest but, I’m pretty sure the rest isn’t all that important anyway.

[windwhirler]

Excellent, that is excellent! I am very glad to hear it!

[meccchi]

[inuzukafang]

Well, congrats I guess on probably mutating your stomach. I guess it’s not all bad, I mean if it doesn’t make you sick at all? It does make me wonder… how…

But when I think about it, s’not the first time you’ve managed to train your body to a point where normal bodies shouldn’t work anymore, huh? Maybe you are a superhuman. 

[windwhirler]

Oh I am no more superhuman than you or Gai-sensei, Kiba-kun! I was not born with this ability- I only achieved it through hard work and dedication.

We've been talking about this for too long, though. How are your dietary habits doing??

[inuzukafang]

Ugh man, she’s talking my ear off about it, it’s way too much to even type, something about how the body can only handle so much milk and then it can’t handle anymore and it makes you sick? I stopped caring. You’re still alive, right? Apparently you have conquered lactose intolerance, which she doesn’t seem to think is possible.

[windwhirler]

Yes, I am very much alive!!  As I said, the body's limits are only what we make them out to be. How could I become intolerant of something so precious as the sweet juice of a cow's belly!? IMPOSSIBLE!

..If I start to feel  sick, however, I will be sure to come to you for more information.

[inuzukafang]

She’s telling me the stomach should only hold half a gallon and something about you should become lactose intolerant? And… ugh gross, the milk goes sour in your stomach too? Why the hell have you been doing this your own life; it sounds terrible!

[windwhirler]

...Lactose what?

[tokujouhayate]

Umm…

… That sounds nice, but I don’t think I’m home enough to make the most of it. If you are so inclined, perhaps it would be better to see about getting the milk delivered to the break rooms in Hokage tower?

[windwhirler]

That...

THAT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA HAYATE-SAN! I will sign for one hundred bottles of milk to the tower immediately! 

B.R.B.