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@tokujouhayate

Gekkou Hayate Tokubetsu Jounin at your service Naruto AU

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//hay all, the rp has been really fun! but i can't be thinking about it much, so i'll be dropping out for now > < sorry! i'd like to be back again but i need to get other things in order first =v= later taters!

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fuq u all with ur amazing headcanon pages sobs while casually rewriting haya hc

#doop dedoop baboop #doobop dibbitybopdowop

What does being Shino’s teammate have to do with anything?

All I’m sayin’ is, I’ve never seen you in one of these ‘bouts of good health,’ but if it helps, I don’t think I pay enough attention to you to really notice…

I would think that sounds like an assumption and a generalization to me.

... Um, never mind.

It's fine, there are those who don't even recognize me when I'm well. I can't complain; I hardly associate outside my usual crowd.

Yes, yes, I suppose it is...

Kiba-kun, would you say you are fairly representative of those in your clan, or do you think you stand out especially so?

There’s plenty fun in instant gratification, like when I sent you the spinach and you were pouty about it. I’m disappointed that you don’t have a joke for me right now. Maybe you’ll have to wait an extra day for your coffee then.

Saying I was pouty is not doing wonders for my masculine pride here. You drive a hard bargain, what am I even supposed to joke about on the spot?

Mm, that's your forte. And saying you were pouty was merely an observation. Was that your hurt masculine pride I was witnessing? I'm not very impressed.

:>

#do you need a little blood rush to stimulate your thoughts?

kakashihatakesenpai

I didn’t force it on him, I just gently suggested he read it by handing him a copy.

/stares at copy/ I think this is the third one I bought. I still have the first one I bought. I just buy new copies once they’re worn out. I do re-read them a lot, you know.

Only the third? I'm underwhelmed. But I guess you must take good care of them. =v=

Anyway, what have you been preoccupied with besides evangelizing? Have you been busy?

Phew, good. I don’t need to be branded with such a shameful title. Well, really, it’s shameful to everyone except for the people actually named perverts… But, Kakashi does sell it pretty well! The Toad Sage should definitely pick him up as a salesman, that’s for sure. He’s got a way of making his interest in the series contagious.

Haha... You make it sound like a compliment... My quota for being around Icha Icha does just fine on its own, so I would enjoy not having more Kakashis playing salesmen.

But enough about that, you only got back the other day, right? Have you already had the chance to enjoy yourself at a bar?

Hayate, have you been avoiding me?

Eh? Ah, no, why would you think that?

I want my joke now.

But where’s the fun in instant gratification? I’m sure I can tell you one later, if you have the patience to wait for it!

There's plenty fun in instant gratification, like when I sent you the spinach and you were pouty about it. I'm disappointed that you don't have a joke for me right now. Maybe you'll have to wait an extra day for your coffee then.

I don’t like reading books usually but the plot really got me through it. I can understand Kakashi’s interest… I’m just not as into the adult part of it. Please don’t think I’m a pervert or something for reading it! I didn’t enjoy it that way…

I wasn't--I was just surprised to hear you like it is all! I've been around Kakashi enough that he's managed to get me to read some, too... Augh, and now he's managed to get two others discussing it. I don't even read fiction, so I guess that's a testament to what a dedicated fan Kakashi is.

Really? Wouldn’t of guessed that. Aren’t you always sniffling? Or is it just a perpetual cough you’ve got?

Though I am often sick, I do have bouts of good health.

I'm quite surprised to find even after being a long-time teammate of Shino-kun, you can make such brash assumptions. Heh, I suppose that's the Inuzuka blood, or is that an assumption as well?

That sounds much more appealing! Count me in.

I want my joke now.

I think this is the nicest I’ve seen the village in a long time. It’s good to see this in my lifetime!

I’ve, uh, I’ve read it. It’s definitely what I expected it to be, but I don’t think I’m “converted”. He was right, though — I read it all pretty fast. For an adult novel, it sure does have a good plot.

You're already done? I'm... impressed, though I don't know if I should be. Then again, I guess what's really impressive is how far Kakashi's managed to take it... Um, so it's good that you enjoyed it.

You don’t look like you’re swooning. I’ll buy you coffee? Will that ease your aching spinach-less heart?

I suppose it miiiiight.

... I'll make you coffee? Tomorrow?

Oh Hayate-chan, I am just swooning at the effort you put into that joke.

However, I am still sulking over the spinach so I refuse to give you a joke.

You don't look like you're swooning. I'll buy you coffee? Will that ease your aching spinach-less heart?

Bad. Terrible bad. The absolute worst. No-one has ever made a joke as bad as that ;)

... Was that a joke? Or are you serious? I can't be that bad--come on, it rhymed, it had your name, it had everything.

Tell me what a good joke sounds like then.

Konoha always seems to be a little different each time I return. It’s great the village is always so dynamic. For it being so quiet, barely the younger jonin are getting missions. I think all of the older jonin have been given a mass vacation, not that any of us are complaining. There’s just not been that many A-Rank or S-Rank missions now that we’ve entered a time of peace.

The village does seem more familiar each time I come back, though it actually changes faster than I can keep track of. I like it, seeing the others relaxed and even joking with each other.

Ah... So I heard Kakashi tried to convert you, did it work? Are you in Icha Icha Paradise?

That was terrible.

Really? Was it just bad, or was it really bad?

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