hello there!

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are a FRESHMAN in high school. Your interests include PRANKS, MOVIES (Which your friends seem to think are terrible), NICHOLAS CAGE, and ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS. You dislike BETTY CROCKER, CAKE, and CLOWNS. Your favorite class is FILM APPRECIATION because god dammit do you love movies. You also love to play with your friends and would never let them down. You hope you can make some new and amazing friends at this school!

[nice-wig-janis]

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened

i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

[2000ish]

[3x1x2x5]

the golden age

[neuroxin]

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

WHAT

[fiery-angelic-passion]

i don’t even know anymore

[ramuneicepop]

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

[serpentstones-blog1]

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

NIGHT BLOGGERS WILL RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY

[threesideddream]

UGLY CRYING

[segweg]

IGHHHHuUGHHHHUGHHHHGAHHHH

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[certifiedboob]

this is so important

[adailypickupline]

And by “it” I really mean you.

[selkiecherie]

[troyelicious]

or tyler oakley

[engage-with-zorp]

I majored in gif making.

[merrymishas-blog]

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

[ambiguousrambles]

[casbean]

But you lost all your friends

[seiuchi-bf]

and your eyesight 

[jethrocane]

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

[basiliskhallward]

I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

[engage-with-zorp]

blast from the past

[timebenderss]

I HAD TO ZOOM OUT TO LIKE 33% BUT

TUMBLR NO

[sleepysmilesamirite]

tumblr yes

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

the rap battle took a turn for the worst

[nuclearbummer]

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong. (he read the word disappointed when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

[the-muscles-of-demacia-deactiva]

So thats where it came from.

[stevenrogered]

[babyfaced0ndada]

realest shit ever.

[bluedogeyes]

SYAC - Male Perspective by Andrew Dobson

Artist website / deviantart / facebook / alexzepirate.com 

[kevindrakewriter]

I like them too.

[babelady]

CAT GRUMPS! (x)

[tortamon]

um

[zentropista]

[baronessvonprivilege]

This is actually a real place in Belfast. No joke.

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

I sometimes forget how weird it is to outsiders that Northern Ireland’s biggest gay nightclub is Soviet themed and has a huge statue of Lenin.

[kagamine-len]