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187onabuster-deactivated2025013

I need to fall into a coma for 10 years so I wake up and dispensaries have moved on to microbrewery naming conventions and I can buy The Wooting Noob Indica-Dominant Hybrid Kush 31.5% total THC content 1.5% CBD

catspores

This sounds like a strain that would have you sitting in a dead trance, drenched in sweat and staring vacantly at things you can't even begin to put word to

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

the wooting noob will fuck you until you die

187onabuster-deactivated2025013

They wanted a drug that increased aggressive tendencies. They were scared. They were worried. They figured you guys were too soft, not fighting up to your potential. They wanted something to stir you up, make you mad, you know, tap into your anger. And we did it. Most powerful thing I ever saw. Even a bad trip, and believe me, I've had my share, do not compare to the fury of the Wooting Noob.

#all time best posts

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

giftofgabber

please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold.

and come back to life

sacred-portal

flipchild

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

flipchild

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

flipchild

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

turntgh

Rosemary

greatwyrmgold

It's no surprise that shark skin is such a good topic for the phenomenon called smooth-sharking.

Sharks having rough, sandpaper-like skin is a pretty widely-known piece of trivia; I learned that as a kid. But it's not so widely-known that people who know it can assume everyone else knows. From a moderate distance, they certainly look smooth.

So you have a substantial number of people who are confident in their shark knowledge, but not confident in other people's shark knowledge. And also, they haven't been smooth-sharked yet. Every day, more nerdy kids join Tumblr than get exposed to the "smooth shark" meme.

And the first time they see someone say sharks are smooth, they chime in to correct what looks like an ordinary misunderstanding. But plenty of their digital neighbors know about smooth-sharking, and descend on the well-meaning nerd, like a wounded seal being attacked by some kind of smooth-skinned fish.

The feeding frenzy often attracts other nerds unfamiliar with smooth-sharking, and the sheer number of people who get tricked by smooth-sharking turns into a spectacle for those in on the joke. Thus the smooth-shark arguments get spread far and wide, encouraging other tumblrinas to follow in their footsteps.

And as the meme spreads, the circle of life continues.

epicyurian

Sharks have skin?!?

greatwyrmgold

Yes; most animals do. It's important for keeping your insides in, which is a universal struggle across the animal kingdom.

epicyurian

They don't have scales? I thought they were fish!

greatwyrmgold

First off, skin and scales are not mutually exclusive. Some creatures have skin under their scales, some have skin over their scales, but I am not aware of anything that has scales instead of skin.

Second, "fish" are an extremely diverse group of organisms. (Tuna are more closely-related to every reptile, bird, and mammal than they are to sharks, and more closely-related to sharks than to jawless fishes. Many fish have scales (IIRC, usually under their outer skin layers), many do not.

Third, "scale" is not a well-defined term. Sharkskin is rough because sharks have dermal denticles, which are basically small teeth. (Complete with pulp and enamel.) Structure and origin aside, though, denticles are small rigid plates which grows from the shark's skin; they are scale-like, and sometimes called "placoid scales".

Biology is complicated sometimes.

epicyurian

Yeah, sharks have scales. Just like I thought. Just like a snake or slamon

greatwyrmgold

Well, yes and no. A shark's placoid scales are basically little teeth, which means they are very different in structure from most scaly animals' keratinous scales. But keratinous scales come in many forms, too.

Most reptile scales form from the epidermis, the outer layer of skin. There's variation within reptiles—osteiderms with bony plates under the keratin, scutes which form deep in the dermis, etc—but that's what snakes have.

By contrast, slamon skin tends to be covered in hair and basketball jerseys.

Fish scales make reptile scales look samey, but most bony fish have scales which grow from the mesoderm (the middle skin layer). They usually don't protrude through the epidermis. Salmon specifically have cycloid scales, a round smooth scale whose structure is defined by bony ridges.

Biology is complicated sometimes.

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slamon

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

#this is just what it's like

charl0ttan

things that fuck hard and always will:

charl0ttan

REMEMBER: IF YOU DONT FEEL FULLY LIKE YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!! there are novels that dont feel fully like they are novels 👍

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

mynorthernattitude

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

#i'm in her DMs like donkey from shrek #we are not the same

mynorthernattitude

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

notvoid

7dmom

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me