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3125's tumblr! it/its

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

[lucifersanluxe]

[3x1x2x5]

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[wizardarchetypes]

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

[captainzigo]

re: resume

Mrs. Wake Turbulence

thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.

Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.

it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.

wishing you luck in another career,

Rustle Feathers, Human Resources

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[enthusispastic]

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[despazito]

[spacecasepc]

dear mutual,

i see you are reblogging one of your own posts. it is a good post and you are right to reblog it. i liked it the first time, so it is already liked. i am unliking it and reliking it so that you receive a more recent notification that i [still] like it. even though this means i am relinquishing the timestamp on my original like. because that's what a real gangster would do

[animepopheart]

★ 【조철홍】 「 1 // 2 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!

[scrimble]

toshiko horiuchi macadam — wonder space ii at the hakone open air museum

[cassettecolonthree]

yeah im gonna cast milfy milky mommy tummy. whatever man, unserious card game

[contemptible-scoundrel]

pussy got me feeling like [begins to beatbox the team plasma 1 theme] [badly]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[calicotisane]

This video made me start rocking back and forth and pacing for 10 minutes. Elephant trots like a dog and goes through a beautiful blue pipe and turns red and eats a big banana and gets really fat and goes up stairs and slides down a slide and hits a ball and meets its friend and has fun I literally cant take it its overwhelming my entire body

[calicotisane]

This video made me start rocking back and forth and pacing for 10 minutes. Elephant trots like a dog and goes through a beautiful blue pipe and turns red and eats a big banana and gets really fat and goes up stairs and slides down a slide and hits a ball and meets its friend and has fun I literally cant take it its overwhelming my entire body