Wines and Tricks

All my fake friends and all of their noise, complain about work They're studying business, I study the floor, and you haven't stopped smoking all night. Maybe the Internet raised us, or maybe people are jerks. People are talking, people are talking (But not you) People are talking, people are talking

[mxnsterbox]

"Stop. Don’ wanna know abou’ Stevie’s dick."

[wineandtricks]

"It's actually kind of impressive. I mean, not size-wise, butt he shape's really weird."

[fierytemperament]

"You’re gonna fucking get it."

[wineandtricks]

Tentative jump back. He's still well aware Cam's the better fighter. "Come, grasshopper, let us fuck things up."

[mxnsterbox]

"I ain’t actually seen his cock, despite what he’s probably said."

[wineandtricks]

"He got drunk and tried to prove a point."

[fierytemperament]

"I’ll choose my fists an’ use ‘em on you if you call me fucking grasshopper again."

[wineandtricks]

"The grasshopper should not threaten the master."

[fierytemperament]

"Ain’t a no.”

[wineandtricks]

"Fuck yes. Choose your weapon, grasshopper."

[mxnsterbox]

"I try no’ t’understand Mary and Joseph."

[wineandtricks]

"Well fuck. You ever seen it? Is it as small as his prick?"

[fierytemperament]

"………………………………" He’s questioning why Steve even has a sword.

[wineandtricks]

"...--That a yes?"

[mxnsterbox]

wineandtricks

"If you ge’ arrested ‘m le’in’ you stay the night there."

[wineandtricks]

...--Y' wouldn' dare."

[mxnsterbox]

Shit. “Thanks for th’ warnin’, Tony. I’ll make sure t’ge’ th’ bail money collected.”

[wineandtricks]

"What's even up with that? Does the dud actually have a sword?"

[wineandtricks]

thisboxofmonsters

"Stevie left my house spouting something about Cam and his samurai sword. Thought I should warn you."

[wineandtricks]

fierytemperament

"Right, so basically we're gonna find some shit to fuck up with my sword and throwing stars."

[justaboy-burning]

"I reckon you forgo’ me off tha’ list, mate."

[wineandtricks]

"You were clearly listed as a shithead, Dom, keep up."

[wineandtricks]

"Shitheads. Shitheads. You know who you are respectively."

[justaboy-burning]

"Uh… you should pro’ly as ‘im yourself." 

[wineandtricks]

"Why, you guys having tension in the sexual relations sector?"

[lockedoutofheavenx-deactivated2]

Sophie looked at Steve with a blank look. “If you want me to shut up, just say…” She pouted a little, pretending to be upset.

[wineandtricks]

"Well, no. Well, I mean, yes but no." He smiled slightly then stopped. "There it is again."

[wineandtricks]

Delivering a message to|| Pandora

[mxnsterbox]

"Butlins is shi’y, I hear."

[wineandtricks]

"Got any better ideas?"

[mxnsterbox]

Oi, shitface.

[mxnsterbox]

"Nor do you!"

[wineandtricks]

"I make as much as sense as the moment needs me to make sense for the sense of making sense. Make sense?"