Fuck Off.

Cameron Laurie, 19, eternal screw up "I can down this beer in ten seconds, and you're a fucktard."

[mxnsterbox]

[fierytemperament]

[wineandtricks]

"The grasshopper should not threaten the master."

[fierytemperament]

"You're gonna fucking get it."

[mxnsterbox]

Cue the eye roll. “Ugh, you’re disgustin.”

[fierytemperament]

"Disgustingly hot."

[wineandtricks]

“Fuck yes. Choose your weapon, grasshopper.”

[fierytemperament]

"I'll choose my fists an' use 'em on you if you call me fucking grasshopper again."

[wineandtricks]

"…—That a yes?"

[fierytemperament]

"Ain't a no."

[mxnsterbox]

"Don’ ge’ a big fuckin’ head, either."

[fierytemperament]

Cue the dirty snickering. "Already there."

[mxnsterbox]

"You’re bein’ a twat," she snickers.

[fierytemperament]

[wineandtricks]

fierytemperament

"Right, so basically we’re gonna find some shit to fuck up with my sword and throwing stars."

[fierytemperament]

"...................................." He's questioning why Steve even has a sword.

[mxnsterbox]

"Don’ be li’ tha’, Big Bad."

[fierytemperament]

    "Big Bad. Damn right."

[mxnsterbox]

[fierytemperament]

      "No fuckin' chick flick moments." He's only saying that to mask his blushing.

[mxnsterbox]

"Again, i’s three am." She’s flattered, though.

[fierytemperament]

"Watch me never use my fuckin' amazing - and I mean really fucking amazing - singing talents in fron'a you ever again."

[mxnsterbox]

"Is this revenge for no’ lettin’ you go another round?"

[fierytemperament]

"I'm trying to tell you how I feel about you through the medium of fucking song, so shut the fuck up, yeah?"

[mxnsterbox]

        ”I’s three am.”

[fierytemperament]

     "AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES, AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.~"

[mxnsterbox]

"You could, I dunno, kiss me."

[fierytemperament]

[fierytemperament]

       "When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,         I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.~"

[mxnsterbox]

"I can think of’a few thin’s t’say."

[fierytemperament]

"You ain't pregnant, nothing's changed, nothing to say."

[mxnsterbox]

        “Tha’s i’?”

[fierytemperament]

      "Nothin' else to say."