low-cal calzone zone

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[winemomintraining]

at the end of the day no matter what… my natural nail beds and eyebrows will ALWAYS be unclockable

[winemomintraining]

my traps are tingling…. it may be time to get jacked again

[disgustinggf]

[winemomintraining]

if my husband really loved me he would buy me the rachel antonoff butter tank top (he does not know this brand exists)

[winemomintraining]

maybe will cry some day in the future when i think about the compliment i received yesterday from one of my friends

[sourdough-seal]

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

[winemomintraining]

become a father in your 40s, listen to the masters on the radio while working

[visenyaism]

normalize treason romanticize duplicitousness and sexualize usurpation

[winemomintraining]

i do still think it’s hysterical how people don’t understand that the “the kind of wedding you have doesn’t reflect the quality of your relationship just do it in your living room” thing also equally applies to big/fancy weddings

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[oneheadtoanother]

[halondrus]

[flagellant]

update for 2023 i have literally gotten worse about this

[spiribia]

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I cant take a man seriously if hes bad at fishing minigame

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]