Dio hums timelessly as he looks between the three conjured images of him, each tapping a finger against his lips in time with the real deal, currently naked between them. A visit to Vanaheim wasn’t usually an occasion for such deliberation, but then, a visit to Vanaheim wasn’t usually a political thing for him. More of a girls trip, really, a chance to sneak Sigyn out from under Loki’s arm, drink and kvetch a little, and return her before the hubby had a chance to even miss her. Today, though….
Dio dismisses the center look out of hand: the deep purple robes and panther pelt disappear, his traditional Olympic garb set aside for the third time that day. He kept coming back to it, being so on-theme for the mission at hand, but it was just so…Greek. Since he’d gotten the missive from poor Iris herself, he knew exactly who else was going along for this diplomatic buddy cop mission. It means, on the bright side, that he doesn’t have to be the bad cop (diplomat?) this time around…but it also means it’s a little hard to feel like part of the family he’s supposedly representing.
So. Suit, or slutty costume? Gods, choices like this are agonizing!
The suit is a shade of purple so dark it passes for a muted black in some lighting, paired with a shirt so light a pink it’s white under those same lights. The whole thing is accented with gold, including the pocket square and the tie, which bear the same gold filigree pattern. It’s also something he’s worn to some of the swankier events he’s taken Sigyn out to, meaning she’s definitely seen it before. The costume is inescapably just that: a mostly see-through blouse and matching pants, billowy, sexy, stunning—something he’s worn in the past to “official” “diplomatic” events (which have admittedly ranged in their degrees of officialness and diplomacy). It’s lighter shades of purple and deeper shades of pink, still accented in gold, and something he knows for a fact Sigyn hasn’t seen. Dio sighs and dismisses it. She’ll just have to wait to see it; he doesn’t need her thinking the diplomacy’s changing anything between them, after all.
He snaps his fingers and the illusory version of him disappears, naked. His clothing has become Dio’s own; a little gold eyeshadow, a nice sharp liner, something to make his lips less pale—and he’s off, arriving in the front hall a fashionable fifteen late according to the summons Iris delivered. He made small-talk with the servants who guided him to the meeting place, waving to Frida and Ingrid without addressing Hera.
He doesn’t need to. No sooner are the girls gone than her venom rises to the surface. Dio rolls his eyes and takes a seat; no Sigyn means he isn’t late, despite his best attempts. Either there’s an emergency or someone somewhere down the line lied to him about the time. He’ll know which before he leaves these halls, no doubt.
“That ship’s already sailed; Siggy knows me for the uncouth, tardy bastard that I am.” It’s hard to sail whether he’s joking or not by looking at or even listening to him: neither his face nor his voice betray anything, a perfectly neutral mask. It’s easier to be neutral around Hera than to give her anything to work with. “I thought you two would be knee-deep into tense pleasantries by now. What gives?”