ShagginWaggin

Hahnia. 17.

[queenbeyduh]

Beyoncé in The Lion King, (2019)

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The Lion King (2019)

[torisoulphoenix]

See, look at y'all. Messin’ with our childhood. Y'all been wildin’ ever since the announcement was made. ahdjsndmsjskskslwkeiekddmc

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[designedslut]

rihanna would never let a man ruin her life and neither will I

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

[han-j1]

I love that he said Pakeha

[littlereddove]

Can someone write what its being said in this?

[kc749]

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

[dancinbutterfly]

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

[tvpixels]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[sonofthestone]

when your coconut oil starts solidifying

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ruinedchildhood]

[lmaonade]

when i take off my clothes i’m just wire frame underneath.  i look like this 

[spotifydiscoverweekly]

where your dick at

[lmaonade]

my wire frame body has evolved past the need for cock and balls

[destinyrush]

“You were really gonna tase me?”

Bitch duh

[icksie]

“are you crazy” bitch are you?

[furbytheminx]

Nah I still woulda tazed the bitch, girl tf wrong with you? I pay rent here too 😩

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when ppl type “yall” and are from a place where yall isnt the common vernacular im usually like “well. okay” but when a british/aus person does it i Cannot fathom it like at all, i cannot make myself imagine someone saying yall in those accents and if i forced myself to i think id get heartburn

[wingardiumleviwoahsir]

The Aussie version of 'yall' is 'youse'

[pngdraws]

soulmate au fic: and they were soulmates

me: oh my god they were soulmates…….

[sheeshmoonbeam17]

bill skarsgard played arguably one of the most terrifying and craziest characters of all time yet did not resort to immature method acting “techniques” to get there. and in between takes he was nice to the kids and always made sure he wasn’t actually scaring them. 

eat shit jared leto

[wingardiumleviwoahsir]

me trying to flirt: we can have anxiety together

[black-0rpheus]

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