rap game fred flintstone

tma

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

Bitch im flat stanley eating salmon expeditiously

[yswapy]

How Old Were You When You Realized You Don't Need To Sleep?

wait seriously? you still fall for that old trick ?

[yswapy]

Because I Am Advertising

I Work At An Esoteric Advertising Firm In The Basement Of A Sandwhiches Shop, And Most Days When I Lift The Grate To Get Into My Pit, I Do Cut My Hand On This Particularly Attractive Piece Of Bent Sharp Metal, I Told Them About This Over And Over, But They Dont Care. Hello, I Am The Creative/Campaign Director, And We Specialize In Subliminally Putting Secret Concepts Into Your Head Or Shape The Flow Of Culture Through Viral Memes And Hypnotic Wraith Magic

[spotifydiscoverweekly]

fucking the poop man for poop

[tellingbones]

favorite word?

poop and i'm not joking

[sideburnsbrigade-blog]

[giftofgabber]

the canary in the coal mine is cute… the thousand dead miners turn ugly as they rot

[spotifydiscoverweekly]

going to long john silvers for the Yo mama meal

[spotifydiscoverweekly]

Yo Mamas twisted visage and gnarled fingers

[spotifydiscoverweekly]

Yo mama has a heart of stone

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[grox]

Yo mama the tin man

[fagstaynight]

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[petergriffinjr]

I shifted and I was alone. No One was there after weeks of trying. No Meg. No Stewie. No Chris. No Brian. No Mom and No Dad.

And my Dark Soul unlocked.

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[loveridden1999]

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

[phruxx]

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people

[loveridden1999]