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[word-salad-yo-mama-jokes]

yo mama so lazy she slept and when she woke up she didn’t because she died

[charl0ttan]

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

[boy-yaoi-deactivated20250804]

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[remi-drawz]

geeked vs. locked in

[wizardhecker]

I love when you post a species on inat and seconds later someone called "salamandergirl" "solidagoman" or "troutlilly_identifier" swoops in to ID it. Like yeah, you know what youre about. I trust your ID of my Bombus bimaculatus, "bombusboy200"

[pnwnativeplants]

I posted western tiger lily and it was correctly sent up to research grade within 10 seconds of upload by "Lilyboy"

[wizardhecker]

This is EXACTLY who inspired me to make this post

[sock-ness-monster]

I took this screenshot a while back to prepare for the day I would find this post agaib

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Phineas and Ferb

Sample Size: 3,208 stories

Source: AO3

[cricketsintheceiling]

[wickedcriminal]

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[redstonedust]

doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a cg a ac t ga at’ ac at’ ac t a cg t t t g

Closest match: Citrus sinensis genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Sweet Orange

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[icarus-suraki]

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: oof ouchy

[heywriters]

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

[strawberrykapricorn]

Calling google ‘googie’ is such a power move imo

[heywriters]

Tis indeed! Thank you for this addition. Here are some photo examples of the Googie style.

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

IT HAS A PROPER NAME?!

[geardrops]

posts that provide surprise knowledge, balancing out posts that provide net zero knowledge gained, what a rich ecosystem we live in

[what-even-is-thiss]

They say that the way you should view disagreements in relationships is “us vs the problem” and not “me vs them” and I think that to a certain extent that mindset can also be helpful when engaging in political or ideological movements

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking feminism as an example, it’s a lot easier to see trans people and intersex people and even cis men as your allies within the movement when you view your movement as “us vs inequality and sexism” and not “women vs men”

If you’re some form of a socialist then working with people with different political ideologies than you becomes a lot easier when you view the problem as “us vs the bad system” instead of “socialists vs everyone else”

I personally at least find most problems easier to tackle once I attach this sort of mindset into it. You do not inherently in every situation need to view other human beings as your enemy. And in fact when your goal is to solve the problem and not to Defeat Your Opponent then you can get more creative with your problem solving.

[creepycrag]

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

[malibuklaus]

[meadow-call]

And not me

[lotostar]

Guess who's childhood hyperfixation has been awakened once again!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]